2006-08-14 09:20:16 · 12 answers · asked by ChaChaChingThing 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Yeehaw is not a foreign policy.
"Nac mac Feegle wha hae!"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)
Thunder rolled. ... It rolled a six.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)
In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
"Woof. In tones of low menace."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
2006-08-14 12:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If pigs could fly bacon would go up
Don't rock the boat it'll sink
Just a thong at twilight
Come and suck this
I dreamed about you last night. Thanks.
Don't hold your breath.
(If someone's going to the toilet ) Don't fall in
Constipation is the thief of time but diarrhea waits for no Man
Two doctors out of three doctors ...... leaves one doctor
You like music? How's your vibrato?
Wish I had an eight incher .... instead of this great thing.
Of course I farted, do you think I always smell like this?
Wow!
Girls are God's gift to boys. What a gift.
Love your eyes.
If I'm boring you just say so.
There's a few. Sorry some are more than 7 words. As you're a girl you'll have to adapt some of them.
2006-08-14 17:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Write that down." (from the movie "Van Wilder", whenever the title character gives a pithy or useful saying)
"I AM MIGHTY!" (the Tick)
"Oh, expletive deleted!" (the head of Richard M. Nixon in "Futurama")
"To the Batmobile!" (from the "Batman" TV series)
"D'OH!!!" (Homer Simpsons from "the Simpsons")
"RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAH!!" (Eric Cartman from "South Park")
2006-08-14 22:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't settle for average!
Do your best,not your least.
Grin and ignore it!
If it is to be, it is up to me.
How can I get better today?
Take time to read. It is the fountain of wisdom.
2006-08-14 18:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hard man is good to find.
Tact is for people that aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
2006-08-14 17:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Just a Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"m off like a prom dress
2006-08-14 16:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by nickynoodle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're talking to my man all wrong........Joe Dirt
Alrighty Then
Would you like fries with that??? (After any type of request)
2006-08-14 16:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm happier than a puppy with two peters...
2006-08-14 16:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by elchavoguapo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is coming..Quick look busy!
2006-08-14 16:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by G Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
2006-08-14 16:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋