Did you hear about the confessional priest that had to use the bathroom?

Question

He has to go bad so he looks out and there is the janitor cleaning the church. He begs the guy, "Can you take over for a little while I gotta go to the bathroom!" The janitor says "Uhh, I don't know anything about penance." The priest says "No problem, I got all the sins and their value written on the inside there."
So the janitor agrees and the priest goes.
A lady comes in and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The janitor says "What did you do?"
The lady says "I gave a BJ to another guy."
So the janitor starts looking on the list, swearing, stealing, hurting others.... can't find BJ anywhere.
He says "Excuse me one moment, I must commune with the Lord for exact penance"
He looks out in the church and sees the altar boy getting ready for the next service. He says "psst... hey do you know what the priest gives for BJ's?"
The altar boy says "Last week it was a blow pop and a Snickers bar."

Agreed, it is a sad topic but the grain of truth makes it amusing... and I also agree that they deserve worse punishment than I care to write here and now.

Janitor job is good Joe, how is that altar boy'ing going for you?

Answer 1

BAHAHAHAHAHA.... I heard this joke years ago, (from a friend during a religious ethics class, no less), except instead of a janitor, it was a young, newly ordained priest. Yes it's tasteless and the reality of that situation is anything BUT funny, but that's why the joke makes you laugh - it contains a grain of truth. (And, in my opinion, any priest who lays a hand on a child in a sexual manner deserves worse things that I will post in polite company.)

Answer 2

So, how is that janitor job for you?

Are you picking up the leftovers?

Answer 3

lol...that was good.