what are everyones funniest one liners, jokes, comebacks?
2006-08-14 09:06:38 · 15 answers · asked by nick p 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
beauty is only a light switch away....
2006-08-14 09:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't think of any I use right now, but when I watch Seinfield I get some funny lines from that show.
2006-08-14 16:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dotties 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
2006-08-14 16:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a woman with an attitude problem?
Starts with the letter after "A" and ends with an "itch"
2006-08-14 17:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got bored so I replaced all of the rear view mirrors in my car with funhouse mirrors.
2006-08-14 20:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy afroman had to annwer a question on how to spell before and use it in a sentence. well he spelled it right and when asked to use it in a sentence he said two plus two be fou
2006-08-14 16:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not my best, but one that comes to mind
mother superior walks into the convent, she says, "sisters, there is a case of gonorrhea going around here.'
another sister anwers, "thank God, i'm tired of drinking chardonnay!"
2006-08-14 16:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by lol 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man went to a zoo with only a dog in it. It was a sh!t zoo (shitzu)
2006-08-14 17:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by Lizrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my older brother uses this one liner i think its funny its.....
well since i dont have a life can i be in yours
he says it afta he says sumthing stupid
2006-08-14 16:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this may be really childish, but if someone jokingly insults me like, (insert whatever) i will say, "thats funny thats not what your Dad said last nite."
2006-08-14 16:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋