i need some funny jokes for my profile?

Question

i need some really funny jokes for my profile anything as long as there funny i need a few of them

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages. I hope, it helps u.

Answer 2

A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...







Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Answer 3

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"

Answer 4

a blonde woman walks into a casino and sits down at one of the tables. she explains to the 2 men there that she is more lucky with no cloths on. so she strips completly and rolls the dice. she yells, " i won i won!" then takes the money and her cloths and leaves. one guy says, " did you see what she rolled?" the other guys says, " i thought you were watching!"

just proves not all blodes are dumb....but all men are men

Answer 5

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Answer 6

One saggy boob says to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get some support real soon, people are gonna think we're nuts!"

Answer 7

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.

4th worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results

1st worm in alcohol - dead.

2nd worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

3rd worm in sperm - dead.

4th worm in soil - alive.

Conclusion:-

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Answer 8

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