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Question

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the native american indian brave went to his father the chief one day. he asked him how did he decide on his and his siblings names. the father explained to him that he chose the names when he woke in the morning and looked outside the teepee, and whatever he saw, was what the name would be. "when your sister was born, i looked out and saw a deer running by. that's how she came to be called running deer. and when your brother was born i looked out and saw an eagle flying overhead. that's how he came to be called flying eagle. the brave just said, oh, and looked downcast. the chief asked "why do you ask, two dogs f*cking?"

Answer 1

older than the hills that joke was in the movie Silkwood back in the seventys

Answer 2

Survivor, Texas Style



A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Bush, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

Answer 3

haha.try this.
a man decided he wants to be a scientist.he made an experiment and detected results.let's see
step 1 :bring a frog.say loudly (JUMP!)
observation: when u ask a frog with 4 legs to jump it jumps
step 2: cut the a leg from the frog's four legs and say (JUMP!)
observation:a frog can jump when loses 1 leg
step 3:cut the 2nd leg for the frog and order (JUMP!)
observation:a frog can jump after losing 2 legs
step4:cut a third leg and shout (JUMP!)
observation:a frog can jump after losing 3 legs
step 5:cut the fourth leg.order (JUMP!)
observation:a frog can't jupm when u cut her four legs

FINAL CONCLUSION:when u cut the four legs for a frog it loses her ability to hear!

Answer 4

Hahahahaha thats a good one.

I will tell it to my friends.

Answer 5

You're living proof that Indians had sex with buffalo...

Answer 6

LOL man, try thi shorty one:-
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.

4th worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results

1st worm in alcohol - dead.

2nd worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

3rd worm in sperm - dead.

4th worm in soil - alive.

Conclusion:-

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Answer 7

your mother knows your father

Answer 8

as old as the ancient indians .

Answer 9

its funny but its sad that there arent any surviving indians to laugh at it...

Answer 10

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