What's the funniest thing your dog has ever done?

Question

Details please! Lets all have a laugh!

Answer 1

fart in front of me just as I was about to kiss my date

Answer 2

My granddaughter was giving a Doberman puppy that had parvo, I nursed it back to health but Belle was never quite right in the head, I believe the fever cooked too many brain cells. Well anyway this wasn't funny to my husband, but I had to laugh, I've never seen a dog do this before. She was about 10 months old and when I would let her have free run, she would jump on the top of my husband's race car, like a cat surveying her domain. Needless to say, my husband freaked out. True she did do damage to the nice paint job, and I wouldn't condone this behavior. I just couldn't help laughing at the sight of a almost full grown Dobie perched on the top of that car.

Answer 3

2 of my dogs walk in the local parades. My huge beast old and slow was walking along the side when we came to a bunch of school children. The all wanted to pet her and I let them and they start loving on her and she would not move. It was lovin time with the kids and she was staying right there!!

One of them (all five want to kill the neighbors dog) while I was telling the neighbors he's the sweetest one of them all took a hunk of my wood privacy fence and ripped it back and spit it out and went back at the fence. From that day the neighbors call him Cujo.

I used pledge on my wooden steps and some one rang the door bell and one went all the way down. I don't use anything on them anymore. This is the same one that as soon as someone pets him he rolls over on his back to give them a good crotch shot. He doesn't care if he just met them or not.

When I was still in the apartment with one dog the police came to the door and he ran out and went crazy running everywhere outside. The person they were looking for was the one chasing the dog but they wouldn't help me get the dogs attention so I figured screw them he was helping me catch my dog.

Answer 4

okay, I have this wonderful doberman / german shepherd mix. He's a great dog, perfect in every way, except he always thinks anything that goes wrong is his fault. Well, I was babysitting a friends dog, and it had a little pee accident on the carpet, no big deal, if you have dogs it happens, and when I was coming back into the room with cleaning supplies, my dog Sampson, was dragging his doggie bed over the wet spot to cover it up and keep the other dog out of trouble. Told me exactly how smart he really is - and inventive.

Answer 5

I have a 2.5 year old Rat Terrier - named Baby. She is adorable - loves everyone - really nice dog, always laying on her back to get her tummy rubbed!. But she can be rather timid at times. In the am she is normally on my bed while I shower and get ready for work. A few weeks ago I went back into the bedroom and was getting my wallet and stuff - she was laying on the bed with her belly up waiting to be loved. For some reason I just leaned over and gave her a raspberry on the belly. She YELPED so loud and peed all over the bed - it scared her to death. She acted very weird with me for several days. I assumed she thought I was trying to eat her or something!

Answer 6

Oh so many things, lol :-) I have a yellow lab and one time my dog secretly entered the house trying to go slowly (even though I noticed him but tried to act as if I hadn't), then my dog went to my room, grabed a fluffy slipper (still very quietly) and then ran like crazy in front of me and ran outside for my to chase him. It was sooo funny, crazy dog, lol :-)

Well and another time, there was a house being built in front of mine, so there were some construction workers. One day, my dog ran like crazy outside and ate the poor construction workers lunches. I was sooo soo embarrassed about it, but at the end the guys just laughed and I made them new lunches.

Answer 7

I was cooking corn dogs and my black lab mix-Harley-put her paws up on the kitchen counter, grabbed a corn dog off the tray, took it out the doggie door. It was frozen so it was too cold for her to chew. She brought it back in the kitchen, dropped it on the floor and my other dog-Chaquita-picked it up but she couldn't chew it either so she dropped it on the floor. The other old dog-Scurry- picked it up and ate the whole thing-she didn't care if it was frozen or not-she eats anything!!!!

Answer 8

My dad's dog, Max, an American Pitt Bull Terrior, was ALWAYS fed tablescraps. One night, the food was still too hot for him, but he kept whining for it, so we went ahead and put it down for him. He tried to take a bite, and it was, of course, too hot. He sat down and stared and turned his head from side to side....then he saw the fan that my g-mother always kept on the kitchen floor. He grabbed the edge of the bowl with his teeth and slid it in front of the fan untill it cooled off enough for him to eat. And people say that animals don't have reasoning skills!!

Answer 9

i have a black Lab puppy that almost a year old and he chases his tail like he has never seen it before. then when he catches it he starts chewing on it like...ha! i gotcha! another funny thing is one day i had the vertical blinds open so he he could look out on the deck. a bird landed on the rail and he charged right for the bird not realizing that the door was closed. it was funny to see him run into the door at full speed.

Answer 10

she does so many funny things. One of our favorites is yelling "Squirrel" and she just goes crazy. Runs all around the yard, in through the bushes, jumps on the tree, then does another gazelle jump in and out of the bushes trying to find a squirrel.

She's a boxer, so it's also funny when we go for rides in a car. She sticks her head out and her jowls flap in the wind. It looks like her face is going to fly off.

Answer 11

my dog scrappy was play fighting with me, we were done, she came from outside, i was sitting down, she was about 15 feet away and i growled at her, she barked and charged at me, she was probably going 30mph, we had just removed the carpet recently, so they were hardwood floors. She slid and tryed to stop she went another 5 feet and slammed into my mo in laws elephant statue and shattered it, she kept sliding into the wall and she crawled under the sofa and played it off. I Laughed my *** off at that crazy dog.