ahem. my, uh, friend wants to know if anyone's had personal experience with "super dating" methods.

Question

i don't know what they're called (he didn't tell me, you see), but, apparently (this is all second hand, you know), they're based on NLP, or some other collection of letters. instant seduction, they say. ugliest men on earth have supermodels take THEM to dinner, they say. cat fights get ugly, permanently scarring previously supreme women, causing them to date the other really ugly guys, who don't have the speed seduction "secrets". are there hypno-disks involved? can you still get hypno-disks? they ever work for anyone? my girlfriend - see? i'm doin' just fine! - refuses to learn her place, so i thought i'd slip the hypno-disk question, in there. i wants me a hypno-disk! serious replies only, please, and thank you, in advance, for your time and patience.

is dating not a performance art? especially when it involves hypnosis?! return you your atelier, naysayer, and drink a stiff bit of absinthe, and mind your own damn business.

ah. you see? my articulation (if you will) proves that i am talking about a friend, and not myself. tsk - oh ye faithless! we do both want that hypno-disk, though. again, however, i must stress that this is a friend of mine; my social skills are beyond contention. still, hypno-disks trump diplomacy, every time. it can't be denied.

Answer 1

LMAO! But, I must say, I've never heard of that of which you speak, but it would lead me to think if one needs hypnosis for successful dating, then your friend is seriously socially challenged.

I would suggest that your friend may do alot better if he brushes up on "people skills". You, I mean your friend, sounds articulate and educated, but, perhaps, headed in the wrong direction.

Answer 2

What does this have to do with Performing Arts?

Answer 3

Huh?