what your funnest thing you can think of?

Question

what is the funnist thing you can think of

Answer 1

Well there was this advertisement in Australia for McDonalds. It had a man looking at a young kid in another car when he was stopped at traffic lights. The kid was pulling faces, so the man pulled up McDonalds chips and teased the kid.

Well, the same thing happened to me, only in reverse. I was looking at some kid in a car, and he pulled up McDonalds chips. He started laughing at me, trying to tease me but I thought nothing of it. The next minute, the lights turn green and his parents speed away. I was lucky enough to have taken off at the same time to see the chips fly all over the kid.

Haha... one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Answer 2

My son asked me the other day how puppies see to get to the food and water dishes. To which I had to explain, that they don't drink and eat regular food, they drink milk from their mother's breasts. He was appalled by this! So, I explained that that is what a females breasts are for and then proceeded to tell him that he wa breast fed as an infant. He then ran out of the room using his hands too wipe off his tongue and brushed his teeth.

Answer 3

The funniest thing is....to be from Clark Township, New Jersey. Ha, Haaaaaa

Answer 4

What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy

Answer 5

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