I was just gonna answer indiaalexias question wanting jokes etc to cheer her up but i've reached my flippin answering questions limit! what's all that about i didn't even know there was a limit. oh well here goes the joke anyway:
what's green and has no legs?!?
'a bogey'
lame i know but it's the only one i can remember, seeya
2006-08-14 06:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got one for her......why is there a fence around a cemetary? cos people are dying to get in!
ya, it's lame , too....but still my favourite.
2006-08-14 06:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by canada grl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here' some other jokes for ye.
what's green and smells? hulks fart.
whats green and smells of pork? kermits finger.
whats pink and hard? a pig with a flick knife.
what's the definision of blue-tac? smurf poo
2006-08-14 14:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by SIMON T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of cemetaries...you know why the local cemetary is so popular? It's the dead center of town!
Har!
2006-08-14 14:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, awhat did the bus conductor say to the bald cat? ........... Whers your fur?
2006-08-14 14:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by paulcartwheel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay , u need to wait 24 hrs now, hee hee hee, i can answer questions
2006-08-14 13:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by NOT TELLING YOU LOL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know loasda jokes but their far to rude for this place...
2006-08-14 14:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by spongebob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do condoms and coffins have in common??
In one you cumm .. in the other you go...
2006-08-14 13:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by gorgeoushunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a little bit funny
2006-08-14 15:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that kanda funny.
2006-08-14 13:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no more snotty jokes please
2006-08-15 10:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋