Do we all swear too much???

Question

Correct use of the F word - When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ***!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Answer 1

That is so F@#$%ing funnY! Kudos to your F@$%^in' sense of humor.

Answer 2

How about:-
That @#%$ing gun's not loaded
John Lennon 1979

Ach ja Herman, of course we're winning the *%@#ing war.
Adolf Hitler, May 1945

So what if I can't pick my @%$#ing nose
Venus de Milo

I'm always @%#*ing right
The Pope

#@%$ing Nagasaki too?
Emperor Hirohito 1945

That #@&%ing French bastard can't shoot straight
Admiral Nelson, Trafalgar 1805

Course I can #@%$ing escape from that trunk
Harry Houdini

What, you mean we have to walk all the #@*%ing way to Bethlehem before morning?
The Three Wise Men 0AD

Never mind the fire this @#&%ing violin's out of tune.
Emporer Nero 64 AD

It'll take more than a few German tanks to stop these #@*%ing horses.
Commander of the Polish Army Cavalry Brigade 1st September 1939

Answer 3

Hey Rachel, or Rachael, or Rochelle, or whatever the @#$% your name is, those are pretty *&^%^#$ funny. God $@#^ they really made me chuckle a time or three, no %^&* !! Well, *&^%, I think it's fun to swear. Sometimes it 's appropriate to swear, like when you're driving down a steep hill and lose your brakes...I think it's okay to say Oh ****! And let's face it , certain jokes lose their zest without a swear word inserted at just the right place. George Carlin made a million or so bucks by saying the 7 dirty words you can't say on television. Then made a gazillion more by adding several (heh heh ) more.

Answer 4

Yes I think most people swear to much, there enough good words in the English language without turning to such obscenities.

Answer 5

What type of f u c king question is that? Why the f u ck you wanna know. Damn! No i dont thinking i F u cking Swear to much

Answer 6

yes ppl do it shows they have a very poor vocabulary.. i don't know about you but if someone starts swearing at me i tend to switch off where as if they talk nice and calmly i will take more notice and so will everyone else

Answer 7

I never F****ing swear, Gorrit!

Answer 8

some people can't help swearing..just look at that ******* wanker on big brother. what a ******* tosser! but yeah..we should all drop more ******* expletives into our sentances! and bollocks to those who don,t ******* like it!

Answer 9

Loved the F@^%*^% quotes, and yes...I swear too much.

Answer 10

that was mad ******* funny am gonna use that at work