A woman went to a pet store and bought a parrot. The salesperson said it was extremely quiet, so she took it to church. In the middle of the priest's sermon the parrot screeched, "IT'S DAMN COLD IN HERE!" The woman, appalled, went to the pet store the next day and complained to the salesperson, "This bird cursed in church! I'm so embarassed! is there any way to fix it?" The salesperson suggested putting twine around its beak. The woman tried it and took the bird to church again. It broke out of the twine and screamed, "IT'S DAMN COLD IN HERE!" She fumed at the salesperson, "Any other bright ideas?" "Try swinging it above your head when it curses. That'll teach it a lesson." So, at church the next day, when it screeched, "IT'S DAMN COLD IN HERE!", the lady swung it over her head violently. "Damn," said the bird. "It's windy too."
2006-08-14 06:22:10 · 84 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got it from "Reader's Digest".
2006-08-14 09:32:21 · update #1
im not rolling over laughing but that was funny.it wasnt too lame.
2006-08-14 06:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
2006-08-21 19:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, Reader's Digest wouldn't know a good joke if it came out if it's asss.
2006-08-20 23:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb. Not funny. Why'd a parrot be in a church at the f*ck all? What the h*ll? The 'Reader's Digest' needs better jokes & FAST!
2006-08-21 15:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Norwegian Blue!!!, beautiful plumiage. probably just pining for the fields, dont ya love Parot jokes
2006-08-21 05:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Timothy C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats funny
2006-08-21 00:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am rolling all over with the last punch line xD cheers
2006-08-21 00:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by silversurfer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good for getting it out of a book
2006-08-21 23:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by PRINCEZZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Sweet Mary's sake give it back to Readers Digest - it is crap!
2006-08-20 06:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 percent funny and 90 percent lame.
2006-08-14 06:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by leadfoot126 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty Cute!
2006-08-20 10:31:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋