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my uncle is a cripple and can only get around on his crutches. he used to work with my mom when she owned a gift store in the mall. he also has really bad gas- the kind of smell that lingers for a good 10 minutes. but the problem is his farts are always silent. so anyways- he would fart while working near my mom but then hobble away on his crutches. my mom would be left there helping a customer when the stink would start to set in. with only one person around to blame it on, customers would think the stench came from my mom while my stinky crippled uncle would hide in the back or another part of the store. my mom lost so many customers thanks to my uncle's farts and has never been embarrassed more times in the same place as that.

2006-08-14 05:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥_mrs.smith 4 · 0 0

I was nine years old. In love with a 16 year old boy. I had to poop while we were on the phone. I couldn't DARE let him know that. So, I sat down, thinking that he wouldn't know a thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,and to my surprise,,,,,,,,I let out the biggest string of shot gun farts you have ever heard. You know the ones, that sound you step on a firecracker with every step. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't stop laughing. With every laugh, I would fart some more. He kept saying what's that noise? I just hung up the phone. Total devastation!!!!!!!!!!! (for a 9 year old)

2006-08-14 05:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Littlemissy 4 · 0 0

my godmother and uncle were visiting my grandmother and she had made them breakfast. After doing so she was moving all about the kitchen and dining room to clean up and she dropped a napkin; when she reached down to pick it up, she ripped a loud one that everyone heard and she responded to this embarrassing situation by exclaiming,"oh lawd Jesus Mary and Joseph I hope it didn't smell!"

2006-08-14 05:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by donbenecio 4 · 0 0

my wife and i were going up into the arch in st louis mo. and just before getting on i farted and it followed me in instead of staying outside....IT WAS RIPE...there were some other people on the elevator with us so i know they smelt it....when we got to the top of the arch we walked around awhile and just before going down i did it again and guess who was on the elevator to go down....those same people!

2006-08-14 05:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i was at my friends bday parti and i was trying to immpress this girl and i was gunna flip but i farted

2006-08-14 05:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by vinselgomez 4 · 0 0

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