How do you catch a monkey...........?

Question

a riddle..good mornting..:)

Answer 1

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

Answer 2

Anybody here want to know how to catch a monkey? Well, I can tell you how they do it in India. They take a gourd, cut a small hole in it, and then put some rice inside. Then they tie the gourd down securely and wait for the monkey.

Monkeys are greedy and selfish. I guess you could say anybody who is greedy and selfish is a monkey. Anyway, monkeys are so greedy and selfish that they fall for the gourd trick every time.

The monkey sticks his paw into the gourd to get the rice. He grabs a handful - but then he can't get his hand out of the gourd. His fist won t go through the small hole. And he's so greedy and selfish that he won't let go of the handful of rice. He just waits there with his greedy fist wrapped around the rice until the men come and take him.

Well, you've got the moral to this story: Don't be greedy and selfish or you may make a "monkey" of yourself.

Answer 3

Bomb his country and hope he comes out alive enough to imprison? Oh wait... maybe the Bush approach is a little too harsh for a monkey?

Answer 4

with a monkey trap silly vampy hehe

Answer 5

Well good moring to you Monkey catcher. Lure him in with bananna

Answer 6

with a monkey trap

Answer 7

Softly softly catchee monkey- or so my gran says lol.

Answer 8

make a noise like a banana

Answer 9

Just catch his tail naaaa

Answer 10

Behave like one