I shave my legs
I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to the barber, but a beauty salon
I can get a massage, without a hard on
I can balance a checkbook
I can pump my own gas
can talk to my mates about the size of my a$$
My beautys a masterpiece and yes it takes long
I can admit to others when I know that I'm wrong
I don't drive in circles at any cost
and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
I never forget an important date
You just got to deal with it, I'm usualy late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
Just cos I'm assertive
Don't call me a *****
Flowers are ok
But jewelry's best
Look at me you idiot, not at my chest
Don't call me girl, babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN
Got it you DICK.
2006-08-14 05:19:08 · 16 answers · asked by Lyn I 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fluorescent, I find your answer offensive, I have no problem with my sexuality, perhaps you do with your sense of humour, never mind live and let live. This is a joke site I was on . LOL
2006-08-16 00:53:05 · update #1
i sent it to me gf!!
2006-08-14 05:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How horribly sexist and ridiculous.
I find this very offencive, there is no need to be sarcastic. A very similar poem could be written by a spiteful person about men.
Why do you have to differentiate between the sexes so much, is it perhaps because you are insecure about your own sexuality and gender orientation and are seeking to affirm it?
This is a horrible piece of trash and an offence to humanity and all sane people.
2006-08-16 00:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Fluorescent 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
loved it! did you write it? of course, some men would think youre gay for knowing and appreciating so much woman-wise. but i don't it was cool. pay them no attention..there just jealous! youre in touch! you the man! and yes, it did make me laugh.lol.
2006-08-14 05:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes; You made me smile. Thank you I needed that today.
2006-08-14 05:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes in fact it did make me smile.
2006-08-14 05:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by angelsamorcito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! yeah i like that one! Made me smile. Thankyou!
2006-08-14 05:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes it makes me smile
2006-08-14 05:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by XoDiOxRoXs! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that a chain letter?
2006-08-14 05:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure
2006-08-14 05:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was interesting. I liked it.
2006-08-14 06:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes.
2006-08-14 05:46:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋