Take a break from politics for a moment with this joke.
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Funeral Services are pending
2006-08-14 04:54:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
If you hear of a domestic murder in Glasgow you will know i told the wife.
2006-08-14 08:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by joseph m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by olmeda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee!
2006-08-14 05:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by sizzlin' 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-08-14 05:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bicky MA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's a good one, but it's been around awhile. LOL
2006-08-14 05:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was funny
2006-08-14 05:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by sha scrilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good monday morning joke it did for me. lol
2006-08-14 05:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by HONEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. thats a good one
2006-08-14 05:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the joke!!!
2006-08-14 05:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny... cracked a smile
2006-08-14 04:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by raul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋