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I have two cats and they assure me that they already have world domination, so your cat is too late. Your cat needs to join the arms race: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon

2006-08-14 05:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by SmokeyGun 2 · 0 0

Try to keep the cat inside and let it dominate the world it knows, if he tries to get out and dominate the outside world you might have to lock it in a closet until it learns that there is only the world of the house.
My cat is going to take over the world, so you cat is not allowed to.

2006-08-14 05:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lady 5 · 0 0

First, your cat should master the "Cat SCAN"; given cats' amazing eyesight in the dark, this should not be too difficult. Then, you should paws for a minute or two --if your cat should become ill from the procedure, beware of the "CAT - a - tonic", in which the animal goes into a trance. With practice, your cat can achieve its desired goal, through the CAT-a-pult", which can propel it into world domination, if not orbit. (that would be "purr-fect", and very "a-mew-sing". And, then, it would be "feline" fine.... (lol)

2006-08-14 06:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Joya 5 · 0 0

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2016-11-25 00:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Pinkey and the Brain Cartoons.

Alex

2006-08-14 04:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by Osiris2067 4 · 0 0

I don't know, but a cat ruling the world has got to be better than what we have now......

Lots of luck, Kitty!

2006-08-14 05:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal L ™ 2 · 1 0

I think Limecat is already in charge. Your kitty is going to have to stage a revolution!

2006-08-14 04:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would have him talk to Stewie Griffin of Family Guy.

2006-08-14 05:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have it watch Pinky and the Brain!

2006-08-14 04:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by jwdaye 3 · 0 0

He'll have to get past my cat, Bruce, first!

2006-08-14 05:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by southerngirljw 4 · 0 0

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