Do you use fruity language when you put the phone down?

Question

I have just noticed this, I spoke to this stupid bint at my company, when I put the phone down I said a very rude swear word.

Answer 1

no, generally, i would just find the it guy and ask for her phone to mysteriously stop working, for afew weeks..

Answer 2

All the time if they ever invent a phone system that records the 10 seconds after a call for the caller to hear I am in soooo much trouble

Answer 3

I hear that at work ALL the time. They're talking on the phone with coworkers/clients and after they hang up, out comes a stream of cuss words that even I blush at.

Answer 4

All the time. I hate having to be nice to rude people on the phone at work. It's a great way to release a bit of anger without actually unleashing it on them!!

Answer 5

Most certainly. I save my fruitiest words for cold-callers when ON the phone. They don't call back

Answer 6

arl the time chuk, just carl me mr angry. av had to put a swear box by my phone for every time i used a profanity, and it paid for my last fone bill.

peace n love swot xxxxxx

Answer 7

Yeah, I've been known to. I guess it's better than saying it to the actual person. I usually just mutter it under my breath.

Answer 8

Have you ever tried flicking your fingers at the receiver as you're talking to them 'all nice like'? Very satisfying.

Answer 9

I have been known to use fruitylanguage on the phone!

Answer 10

Certainly! Usually I say banana, but if I get very upset I may holler AVOCADO or RASPBERRY!