2006-08-14 03:59:11 · 18 answers · asked by Newme 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your brain
2006-08-14 04:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Erin A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DIARRHEA!
>cant live w/o it? Hmmm...I think everyone had experience this..This is in the joke category anyway, so let us disregard your clue and have a laugh!
Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing
in the world.
First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your
finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the
brain."
Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open
your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."
Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you
press that light switch, you go from dark to instant light." Fourth
cowboy says, "Well, I think its the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."
All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhea? Why?"
Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to
a saloon last night and drank a buncha home-made Mexican tequila. On the
way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two
helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over a time or
two, and a buncha jalapenas and some chili peppers I never saw before."
First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"
Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed? I felt this fire
and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or
turn that damn light on....it comes!
So diarrhea us the fastest! It comes before the others
2006-08-14 05:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brain
Food
Miley Cyrus
2006-08-14 04:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When having sexual intercourse with a guy. it's llike 1,2,3. Now that was fast. Some times you say to yourself i didnt even get a chance to lay down
2006-08-14 05:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The air u breathe in, u can't even see it,next thing u know it's in ur lungs.
2006-08-14 04:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adrenalin..
2006-08-14 04:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by elizabethiee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light
2006-08-14 04:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by liz n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light
2006-08-14 04:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by yesiwearaspeedo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light and heat.
2006-08-14 04:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
light
2006-08-14 04:05:06 · answer #11 · answered by jewingengleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋