I worship the holy pigeon and i need tax benefits so i can... er preach the word and the like.. how do i go about this? and dont disrespect my religion or the holy pigeon will come and do a holy crap on your head (3.21x messier than a normal pigeon, halleluah!)
2006-08-14 03:12:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
drugs, virgins and lies would be a good start
2006-08-14 03:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by ann s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could try and register it through the local government - just threaten them with the holy pigeon if they refuse. Of course tax benefits are a horrible side effect of forming a religion, but i'm sure you can battle through the evilness of cheaper tax so that you and the pigeon can help spread the word!
2006-08-14 10:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by forestgrump80 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could go into your local town and preach about it, although some people might think you're a bit mad...there are several people in my town who preach the word of God on a Saturday...i don't think you're mad - i think that you're completely normal - i know someone who also kind of worships pigeons, so that's fair enough. I try to accept everyone for who they are, so although i don't believe in the holy pigeon, i think you have a good choice of beliefs!
2006-08-14 10:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Little Miss Helellena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you need a temple a pigeon loft will do, next you need followers a bunch of drunks from the hostel will be enough. you need a holy book lets say the pigeon fanciers weekly and you need an icon or a holy relic yep a kfc bucket should do the trick
2006-08-14 10:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...uh...have fun with that one. Let's just hope the real..."holy pigeon" doesn't decide he's had enough of being mocked and decide to do something about it.
But, he did give you free will, even if it means bad choices like that.
2006-08-14 10:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by redeye.treefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy you have your work cut out for you. Churches are built on mass mailings and phone calling. So you have to call up your neighbors or mail your neighbors and profess your pigeon faith and ask them to give you money. They might ask you what they get out of it given the fact that they would have to donate a lot of time and money.
2006-08-14 10:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to convince some very nice people that you know more about life than them. Then they will believe in you and what you say. tell them to donate % of wages to the Cause and hey presto buy a second hand church. or run of to new Zealand.
2006-08-14 10:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by spidermike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
File with the state.
2006-08-14 10:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by BuyTheSeaProperty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think pigeons are flying rats. Therefore I shall not be subscribing to your church!
2006-08-14 10:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is long path dude ! just take over a old existing Church. Play like a big saint with authority feeling.
2006-08-14 10:18:18 · answer #10 · answered by dotab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worship Jesus Christ not a pigeon a pigeon can't do NOTHING for you
2014-08-07 20:18:14 · answer #11 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋