First dog says to the second "What are you in for?"
Second dog replies "I'm in to get put down, everytime I see a child I have to bite them and my owner has had enough" what's up with you then?
The first dog says " Oh I'm a guard dog and the other night I heard a noise coming from upstairs so I went to investigate. As I looked up the stairs I saw a large shadow at the top of the stairs so I jumped on it and got stuck in. Only for the light switch to come on and then I realised that the shadow was my mistress".
The second dog says " I suppose your in to get put down as well"
"Oh No" said the first dog " I'm just in to get my paws clipped"
2006-08-14 02:03:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very funny
2006-08-14 02:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. After reading that I had to PAWS for thought.
It really does take the biscuit. Talking of vets.
WHAT IS A BALLRACE ??????
It is a tom cat, with 20 yds. start on a vet.
2006-08-14 02:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by tonyflair2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute â¥
2006-08-15 00:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good
2006-08-14 02:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥OHIO*HONEY♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2006-08-14 02:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by lucyt20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goodin
2006-08-14 02:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by Toomg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-14 02:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-08-14 02:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋