Is there like a Devil Bible i can buy anywhere to read up about him before i go to Devil Church?
2006-08-14 01:27:22 · 22 answers · asked by trevorchipfat 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come Judgement Day, You Will Wish You Never Said This!
2006-08-14 01:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Excel 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Don't be stupid. Worship of the devil, gods arch-enemy, inherently requires you to believe in god. There is naucht more stupid than doing so, is there? Without god, there is no devil and vice versa. If you're really bored with following the capital g, throw out the bible altogether, and become a heathen instead. Worship Thor and Loki, Krishna, Ogmios or Toutatis, Minerva or Athena.. There are so many more realistic religions to go into if you're a pagan. Quite literally.
2006-08-14 08:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your in luck! All you have to do to for carrying out evil is to stop worshiping God. No church to go to, no rules, just live your life. Break those commandments, do as you feel. I'm sure the devil will appreciate it and not screw you over in then end one bit.
Anyway, there's this swamp land I'm selling in Florida you might be interested in buying.
2006-08-14 08:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think its kinda funny that you've managed to annoy all the right-wing christian types who obviously dont have a sense of humour.
Anton La Vey has a Church of Satan, and he wrote a satanic bible called, surprisingly, the satanic bible.However, I dont think most satanism is about worshipping the devil, I think its more about living life for now, and enjoying yourself without consequences (not always good, but not always bad!)
I'm not a satanist or devil worshipper, but then I'm not a christian either.Good luck finding a belief system that suits you.
2006-08-14 08:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by who 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You clearly haven't meet the real God. He made this amazing world with all its colour, life, intelligence and organisation.
He created things like sex and wine.
He was the first designer/engineer of any kind.
He designed relationships and conversation.
He perfected energy, forces, passion and power.
He's completely orginal. One of a kind.
I hope you can get to know the real God and not some pathetic substitute. The real God is the one who gives our lives meaning, who truly satisfies us and stimulates us... You won't be bored by Him.
2006-08-14 08:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is called The Conservative Party Manifesto.Their churches are called Conservative clubs and are in every major town and city.The leader is David Cameron but is the Devil really in disguise.You will be most welcome.
2006-08-14 09:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mind is a spiritual highway. Evil thoughts are traffic hazards. When you caress them and encase them, you have spiritual accidents which manifest in spiritual damages--the type of things we say, the type of things we wish for. Categories of spirits: oppression, depression, addiction, possession, infirmity.
All you need next is to be careless with your semen and the spirits that already surround you will get a chance to enter you and you will begin to have what you might think are nightmares. Then the fun will begin. Trust me: you will have fun trying to get away from forces that are stronger than you that pin you down on your bed at night letting you feel suffocated. The fun increases when you have difficulty sleeping and then you will need to feed the spirits with either more semen, drugs or lots of alcohol--depending on what types of spirits enter you.
ONE WHO WAS THERE.
Boaz.
2006-08-14 08:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by Boaz 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
the only devil I know of is the PowerPlay Machine ..based on the Politics of Greed ..
it is the most active on planet Earth all you have to do is join a political movement ..hang out with lawyers ..[not criminals they can be redeemed ] and become a political figure yourself ....
2006-08-14 08:36:25 · answer #8 · answered by angelica 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He's just as boring, Sits around talking about the good old days.
2006-08-14 08:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why not make up your own? I bet you'd get lots of followers, especially on the Interweb!
2006-08-14 08:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋