who gives the answers correct will get the points or not
2006-08-14 00:56:57 · 13 answers · asked by Aneeesh . 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
want some more if u want i will tell u just tell i want
2006-08-14 00:58:24 · update #1
answer any one
2006-08-14 00:59:07 · update #2
egg=u crack me up
2006-08-14 00:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-16 11:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of the chewing gum=it was stuck on the leg of chicken
of egg=let's get cracking
of the squrriel=climb a tree and act like a nut
2006-08-14 08:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by mithil agarwal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hatch the eggs, have the chicks chew the chewing gum and speedwrap it around the squirels legs. Voila! All 3!
2006-08-14 08:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chewing gum was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot, you catch a squirrel by hiding in a tree and acting like an acorn/nut, and the egg said "let's get crackin"
2006-08-14 09:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chewing gum stuck to a chickens foot?
2006-08-14 08:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Taxedman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the egg said to another egg that he was going to be catch a hen
only if he could speak
2006-08-14 09:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by k_abhixxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the gum was stuck to a chicken
2006-08-14 08:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get chew the other side/you crack me up/act like a nut.
2006-08-14 08:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by Heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was stuck on the leg of chicken/u crack me/climb a tree and act like a nut
2006-08-16 06:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋