Will this change the belief "Never on Sunday"???????????
Sunday Sex
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion o! n this question.
After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work
and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
In other words, he goes to a rabbi. !
The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
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2006-08-14 00:06:50 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!! Totally true!!
2006-08-19 10:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too bad that the Sabbath is actually on Saturday.
2006-08-14 09:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by chris z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom of the Sages. How profound!
LOL. LOL.
This is a truly great joke. 10 and 10 again! LOL.
2006-08-14 09:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny rabbi
2006-08-14 07:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you, Rabbi.
2006-08-14 07:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best reply ever!!!!
keep up the good work with the rib ticklers!
2006-08-14 07:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great
2006-08-14 08:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2006-08-19 22:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but i just use my maid too and my wife knows that. what would u say now??
2006-08-14 07:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by sshhrini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha very good!
2006-08-14 07:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋