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I dont need it coz I'm married but find them funny!

2006-08-14 00:00:57 · 18 answers · asked by BigBoy 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

18 answers

im not wearing panties.

2006-08-14 00:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I could DIE reading these, they're just so cheezy. I've never used chat up lines, but I guess I'm kinda like you - I find them funny.

2006-08-14 01:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by HiFi 3 · 0 0

is that a ladder in ur tights or the stairway to heaven!!
or
heres 20p go phone ur mum & tell her u wont be home tonight!!
or
ur dad must have been a thief coz he stole the stars & put them in ur eyes!!
or
u look really good in that outfit but it would look even better on my bedroom floor!!

2006-08-14 00:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by devine_gem22 4 · 0 0

do u believe in love at 1st sight or should i walk by again!! soz but i think chat up lines are rubbish!

2006-08-14 00:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

One guy down my students union actually said this to me:

''Your top would look great on my bedroom floor''

:))

2006-08-14 00:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Me 1 · 1 0

Wow, that skirt/blouse/whatever looks great on you! Know what else would look good on you? Me!

2006-08-14 00:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

'Those must be space trousers you're wearing, coz your ar$e is out of this world'.

2006-08-14 00:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 1 0

Is your name gillette? because you sure are the best a man can get!

2006-08-14 00:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together ha ha i hate this one

2006-08-14 01:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by kindness 1 · 0 0

a guy onceput his finger in his drink then wiped it on me, then he said "let me help you out of those wet clothes"!

2006-08-14 00:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by English Rose 3 · 0 0

is some one has the beautiful chest or butts it feels very funny or we see in the morror some one we can say beautiful.

2006-08-14 00:07:38 · answer #11 · answered by creed 1 3 · 0 2

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