how come when i walked out of my doorway of my bedroom today i stubbed my toe on the door trim, i know where it is every time but for some reason i seem to stub my stinkin toe on it every morning, you know what i be a thinkin, methinks there are alien drywallers, and they keep coming into my home late night and perform a slight adjustment to my doorway, just to sit up in their little space capsule and laugh their little alien tushes off when i stub my toe, what do you think?? i'm on to something, right??
2006-08-13 23:22:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heather, i accidentally typed 'my' instead of 'me' you had to go there, you should put the ('re) on (you're), what now?!! see what you started, you messin wit a ruff ryda, bark bark!! groooowl!!
2006-08-14 21:51:53 · update #1
you know what i think, those aliens are making your toe longer while you sleep, so that you can't miss the door frame because you're not used to your toe being so much bigger
2006-08-13 23:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try shifting your routine. Crawl out some mornings, others ninja role. Shake it up and see how creative the aliens will get to thwart you. Take notes on this, and then sell your book. After that get together with the aliens to do a movie. They obviously are using their observations of you for a stupid pet tricks segment bck home.
2006-08-14 06:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Jackson 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke
2006-08-14 08:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by catlady989 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god man,,do you know nothing,,,the extra wood you speak of is actually the cockroaches home extension,,now,,working for the lawyers on their behalf i shouldnt really be talking to you but as i assume you are a bit slow i doubt it will matter,,THEY are claiming damages from you,,THEY constantly feel intimidated by you and your size 10000,(their estimate not mine),and as their acting lawyer i will be stating that they have every and all damages paid ,by yourself,as this really is too,too much,,it is,on your part,wanton ,distructive,malicious and disrespectful and i will seek the death penalty if you persist with this cruel,perverted twisting of events. yours grinningly,,,,crunchy batter and smyth,,esq
2006-08-14 06:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by lex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Murphy's Law. Check it out sometime. It explains everything.
2006-08-14 10:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by magicmix13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a possibility, you better call NASA to look into these aliens....
2006-08-14 06:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah,they're after you for sure...I won't stand for it,I'd get to thinking of ways to get revenge
2006-08-14 06:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by cc 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I bet you are right- sounds liek a conspirasy to me!
2006-08-14 06:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by shellshell 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice to meet you too.
2006-08-14 07:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing is after you..LOL..when u wake up stretch your arms..some jumping jacks.. you will be okay..lmao->
2006-08-14 06:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋