why do they say the grass is greener on other side, ? an do u wanna round of toast when the bread is square ?

Answer 1

WELL THEY ARE EXPRESSOINS OF SPEAKING

THE GRASS IN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE

NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING BETTER BUT --IF YOU HAD WHAT THEY HAVE-- YOU WOULD WANT WHAT YOU HAVE NOW
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FOR THE ROUND OF TOAST MEANS

EVERYONE HAS A SLICE OF TOAST SO IT IS IN A BASKET AND THEY PASSIT ROUND THE TABLE SAME LIKE AT THE BAR

LETS DO ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS

I LIKE GRASS EVEN IF ITS PURPLE(LOL)

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Answer 2

Hey Jojo,

If I may:

The grass... Means that we always want to be the best in the hood. We need those bragging rights. As in, "Look at Dave & Marcies yard, we both water the same, fertilize the same, yet their grass is always greener." or "I don't get it, Dave & Marcies kid is in the same drama camp every summer as our little Adam, but their kid always get's the parts... Must be a bad summer camp...!"

Toast is a little weider. Bread was made into loaves, we all agree on that. Bread was eaten in chunks (sliced bread wasn't invented until 1910) or as the bread aged a little, it became easier to cut (remember, the didn't have the Jinsu knife at the turn of the old century), but as the bread became a little older you would normally cut off the crust.

To make the bread consistent (as in all over firmer/old) you would toast your bread. You had already removed the crust, so you could cut your bread into two shapes; Points or Rounds. So when you are eating roe or Caviar, you eat it with Points. Whe you are eating spreads or jams, you eat them on Rounds. So when at a proper English tea, the hostess will have "Rounds of Toast" and at a proper English reception the hostess will have "Points of Toast".

Hope this was more correct than the others,

Good Eating,

James in San Diego

Answer 3

The grass always appears greener cos on your side you're throwing a shadaow on it so the other side is in full sun and looks much much brighter.
What square bread. Doesn't everybody cut the bread into a circle when they toast it so they can have a round. - or it that just me??

Answer 4

well..ask the person that said to you the grass is greener in the other side but my answer is because maybe... on the other side is brown? and i want a round of toast when the bread is sqaure because i can eat a square shaped bread?!...

Answer 5

Haven't you ever seen a cow putting his head through a wire fence to get to the grass on the other side, when the grass on her side is just the same,as for the toast,its like a round of golf.

Answer 6

the grass in normally greener when people look after their lawns and water it with a hose at night (my neighbours)

And a round of toast is actually one slice of bread, its a con!!

Answer 7

And why do we need a HOT water heater if the water is supposed to be hot already...shouldn't it be that we need a COLD water heater to make it hot?
If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe they have a lot of dogs fertilizing it?
English muffins are round............

and so on and so on......not being nasty....just joking back at ya!

Answer 8

The grass is greener on the other side in my case, my neighbours lawn looks much better than mine!

Answer 9

Because sometimes when you aspire to something, its not all its cracked up to be, so you look back, wishing for what you already had before, once you get it. Or its similar to that saying 'Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.'

And if the offer's still going, yes please, lightly toasted, and grill the marmite to make it taste like twiglets.

Cuppa would be nice an' all.

Do you read the newspapers online? I shall enjoy my tea and toast catching up with all of todays events at the mirror online.

Answer 10

about 3.30 all the sheep on the mountain near my Mum's village go over the other side of the road.. so yes the grass is always greener but you always manage to get back to the other side....... in the morning........lol