2006-08-09 04:13:09 · 5 answers · asked by !@#$ (formerly Ralph M) 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Why did the cow want to cross the street?
He wanted to get to the "udder" side.
We're probably talking about the same sick cow.
2006-08-09 07:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by bluebyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That falls in the same catagory as " Hot water heater". If the water was hot why did you need to heat it?
If the pig had a disease are you positively sure it was cured. I'm not sure I want to eat it anyway.
Maybe it was cured of the common cold. In that case we have a lawsuit on our hands because they haven't shared the cure with anyone else.
2006-08-09 04:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by The Eight Ball 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We cured the pig of problems in life by cutting it up into ham and porkchops.
2006-08-11 14:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trickanosis
2006-08-12 09:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snuffolitis
2006-08-09 06:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋