2006-08-08 13:18:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
Dude, Grow up and get a life
And the same to all the other idiots!
2006-08-08 13:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by vern2618 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Jesus does not cry when you look at porn. Porn is just used when a person can not find a partner in real life. Maybe The Lord would be upset in your social endeavors which seem to be failing, but He would not cry.
2006-08-08 20:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Professor Armitage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot worse things than porn to cry about. I'm sure he'd much rather have you looking at porn than going out and raping someone.
2006-08-09 19:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Girasol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your were really looking for extreme reactions for asking such a question on an ethnic cuisine section!
Maybe he cries because it's only baby Jesus like Bobby likes to see him... Babies cry a lot for any reason at all mainly because they want attention like you do.
You should try to meet new friends and try some ethnic cuisine instead ;-)
2006-08-08 20:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My next door neighbor is named Jesus. and he would not cry if i would happen to look at porn
2006-08-08 20:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't really. The dude forgives just about everything. If he cried everytime someone watched some porn he wouldn't get anything else done.
2006-08-08 20:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jealousy?
2006-08-08 20:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by St. Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is afraid you will see him in a porn .
2006-08-08 20:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by ksherbutt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause its a sin. i'm not sure he cries, but it corrupts you, which he hates because it means you have less of a chance to make it into his kingdom. i used to, man, but it corrupts, you. you can't get though a day without looking at it. it puts nasty images in your head, so all you can think about is sex when your talking to a decent girl.
2006-08-08 20:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because... oh wait, I might go to hell for saying something here. Hmm. I'll pass. But dammit, I got a good joke for this one. Oh forget it. Eternity ain't worth it. Hmm. But wait... Oh forget it.
2006-08-08 20:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ahmalya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋