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why does jesus put on that stupid santa clause outfit though? christianity makes zero sense

2006-08-06 23:48:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

I don't catch your meaning...? God isn't someone who just gives you whatever you ask for it you are a good person. God is like a father to those of us who believe in him. He gives us what is best for us and those around us.

2006-08-06 23:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by OnFireForJesus! 3 · 0 0

Satan lives in the north pole? Oh he loves it up there because he has a morbid fear of hellfire! You know why? He can't stand the light it produces! He doens't like light! Light bad for him, very bad!

God doesn't give what yu want, he gives what you need. Satan gives you what you want, but he plots your death with him in hell, the place he doesn't want to die alone!

2006-08-07 07:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0 0

ts santa hunny, santa came from saint nocholis whom gave poor people food on christimas. But he wanted no one to know so he gave it to them christimaseve

2006-08-07 07:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be careful little mouth what you say..............you will eat those words one day.......

If Christianity makes zero sense...........what right have you got to utter the precious name of a loving Savior?
G-d is HOLY, His name is HOLY....

2006-08-07 09:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by deed 5 · 0 0

He gave you the best present possible. His life, death, and resurrection along with the chance for eternal life and forgiveness.

2006-08-07 08:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0 0

"My kingdom is not from this world.

If my kingdom were from this world,

my followers would be fighting to keep me

from being handed over to the Jews.

But as it is,

my kingdom

is not from here."

2006-08-07 07:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are definitely not going to heaven...

2006-08-08 16:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by r00tabaga 2 · 0 0

religion never does - that is why they insist that you have to believe without seeing proof.....

2006-08-07 06:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by snowwings 2 · 0 0

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