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He ate a cheese ham and baked bean toated sandwich then a marmite honey and egg toasted sandwich, then a bannana chicken and cornflake toasted sandwich then drops dead???

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2006-08-06 23:23:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

Mixingmytoasties


Hav'nt heard that one for a long time, thanks for brightning my monday morning

2006-08-06 23:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 2

Mixing His Toasties!
Myxomatosis

2006-08-06 23:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He/she had received a letter from his/her doctor before eating that read, "you have been diagnosed with prostrate cancer/cancer of the breast and have only one hour more to live. Pls use the limited time wisely. Signed Doctor of Rabbits"

2006-08-07 00:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Excruciating abdominal protrusions?

2006-08-06 23:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by chapers 3 · 0 0

i shot the little bug*er and ate it. I'm wearing its skin right now as a trophy.

2006-08-06 23:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by G 3 · 0 0

He ate more then would fit in his stomach and it just blew out?

2006-08-06 23:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by E-Fox 6 · 0 0

The rabbit farted him self to death..

Baked Beans make u fart.

2006-08-07 01:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He ate a penis thinking it's a carrot...
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2006-08-07 00:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sherif 3 · 0 0

of a heartattack by too mmany carrots

2006-08-06 23:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps it was a Welsh raaaaaabit !!

2006-08-07 04:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0 0

rabbits dont eat sandwiches butt whole

2006-08-06 23:33:55 · answer #11 · answered by jmhslh110 3 · 0 0

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