Someone called me a w@nker the other day to which I replied "It's a pity your father wasn't" - it shut him up straight away.
What's your best? I'm expecting some good ones.
2006-08-06 22:46:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know you are but what am I? lol jk but it makes them laugh...
but seriously.. my name is Raven and I get" Caww Caww" some times so I just say " are you constipated" and they stop..lol
2006-08-06 22:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
How To Reply To Insults
2017-01-20 03:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few:
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
2006-08-06 23:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone once called my pa a womanizer to which I replied 'If only your ma wasn't such a loudmouth, we'd both be walking the streets head up high!'
2006-08-06 22:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally,i would just laugh in their face and walk away...OR just walk away as they're talkin sh!t...
BUT...if i were the type that would talk back,i guess i would say sumthin like "Well,at least mine is in between my legs...unlike urs that's stuck to ur forehead...now i know the TRUE meaning of a D!CK HEAD..."
Lol. One love.
2006-08-06 23:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by TitaWidTheGoldenVoice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk away! Say nothing
That makes them look like a fool
2006-08-06 22:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Joy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone does insult me, I usually say "It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
2006-08-06 22:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually punch them in the face. that works to shut them up most of the time.
2006-08-07 00:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Hawlass 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some one said me you look elder than me although you are not and i replied
that last time you celebrated your birthday candle cost more than the cake
2006-08-06 23:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good,hard shot on the face with a wide smile
2006-08-07 02:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Frank Guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just simply and with a straight face ask them " if their parents had any children that lived??"
2006-08-06 22:55:08 · answer #11 · answered by daliance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋