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Please, please please very soon.

Then all the religious crazies will be gone to rapture-land, and the rest of the normal people can get on with their lives. Though living without fundamentalist evangelicals yelling at us all it will be a bit quieter. We will enjoy life more.

2006-08-06 22:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by eyebum 5 · 0 1

it will be here before we know it ! the pieces of the puzzle that must first be laid down to get to the point of the Rapture has taken place, with the war in Israel. once Israel and the other countries sign a 7 year peace plan and the Anti-Christ makes his move the Rapture is supposedly going to happen around this time. I said supposedly not as a nonbeliever but as a strong believer but not quite sure what the correct time frame will it be when the Rapture takes place. I know its along this time.

2006-08-06 22:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by ronald r 3 · 0 0

Well I hope it does, because then we'll be rid of the Christian fendementalist idiots and the rest of us can get on with having a good time.

Of course, when all these Christian fundementalists get to the pearly gates, Saint Peter will delight in turning them all back, for commiting several of the deadly sins, EG greed and averice, "I got rich for God, Jesus support people who support themselves!", Sloth, "I coulda done more to help the poor, but I couldn't be bothered" and breaking the commandments by supporting Bush in bearing false witness (lying) over Iraq's WMD and starting a war killing thousands of innocents.

I would love to see the look on their self rightious faces as they are turned away and Satan is stood before them with a big sign saying "WELCOME TO HELL!!!"

2006-08-06 22:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 0 0

Nada. I don't believe in the Rapture or anything the book of Revelation says.

You should watch the National Geographic special about it. It's quite insightful. It says that the book of Revelation as written by John is talking about the dangers that early Christendom was facing, e.g. persecution by the Romans, threat of conquest by the Parthians, etc.

2006-08-06 22:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by John Rae 2 · 0 0

It will happen on Sunday and so I suggest that you and your family and your friends and your whole church and every church and every follower that believes in this go to the highest mountain and wait for the four horsemen to give them their ride off the planet.And don't forget, since you wont be needing anything, give everything you own to charity OR me.

2006-08-06 22:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 0 0

there is no rapture - the word is not in the Bible. there are tribulations though, and the way events are unfolding so rapidly, that will be in the next few years - maybe sooner.

2006-08-06 22:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin A 4 · 0 0

Slim to none.
Revelation is about the Roman Empire, not the end of the world.

2006-08-06 22:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 0 0

"Then Jesus told them another story: "The kingdom of heaven is like a man who planted good seed in his field. That night, when everyone was asleep, his enemy came and planted weeds among the wheat and then left. Later, the wheat sprouted and the heads of grain grew, but the weeds also grew. Then the man's servants came to him and said, 'You planted good seed in your field. Where did the weeds come from?' The man answered, 'An enemy planted weeds.' The servants asked, 'Do you want us to pull up the weeds?' The man answered, 'No, because when you pull up the weeds, you might also pull up the wheat. Let the weeds and the wheat grow together until the harvest time. At harvest time I will tell the workers, "First gather the weeds and tie them together to be burned. Then gather the wheat and bring it to my barn..." Then Jesus left the crowd and went into the house. His followers came to him and said, "Explain to us the meaning of the story about the weeds in the field." Jesus answered, "The man who planted the good seed in the field is the Son of Man. The field is the world, and the good seed are all of God's children who belong to the kingdom. The weeds are those people who belong to the Evil One. And the enemy who planted the bad seed is the devil. The harvest time is the end of the world, and the workers who gather are God's angels. "Just as the weeds are pulled up and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of the world. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will gather out of his kingdom all who cause sin and all who do evil. The angels will throw them into the blazing furnace, where the people will cry and grind their teeth with pain. Then the good people will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. You people who can hear me, listen." (Matthew 13:24 - 43 NCV)

According to Jesus, the people of God and the people of the devil will not be seperated untill the end of the world!

2006-08-07 12:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by dee 4 · 0 1

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2006-08-07 04:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0 0

very high,be watchful and keep the faith

2006-08-06 22:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by krusty_blue_spaz 5 · 0 0

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