as your personal saviour and the messiah?

Question

I am giving you the oppurtunity of a personal confession
Tell us all something really juicy.
The one who confesses the most original sin goes directly to heaven when they kark it, no questions asked.

Answer 1

I was the second gunman at the Grassy Knoll. I know where Hoffa is; after all, I buried him. I introduced Jennifer Flowers to former President Clinton. Gary Hart? I took that photograph. I released Paris Hilton's sex tapes on the Internet. Same with Pamela Anderson. Spam? I INVENTED it. I petitioned and passed stupid laws, like it is illegal to tie an aligator to a fire hydrant in Michigan. Crocodiles are okay though.

George Bush is my son.

Answer 2

Much ado about the confession has been made out.It is indeed a good idea that some body who want to come clean of his so called sins is encouraged to be rid of it. But, this exercise should be borne out of a sense of guilt and contrition. Mere observance of a ceremony called confession shall do no good to the person, when it is done with an idea of entering into what is known as heaven. All religious ceremonies have, as their goal, the cleanliness of heart, which is a passport to entering into the domain of God. As long as one does not feel the need for transforming oneself and remain mentally in the same state, before and after the confession, it will lead him nowhere.

Answer 3

Hi, my name is Constantine, and my confession is that I made up the religion of Christianity in order to control my citizens, the people of Rome. Some say that I was a professed Christian, but the fact is, I wasn't baptized until I was on my death bed, and that was just for show. Me and all my buddies got together and decided which Gospels would make it into the Bible and they were chosen to make you seem more divine than you actually were. Many of the stories are adapted from pagan stories from deities like Mithra, Hercules, Osiris, and many others. While it's true that a person did in fact exist that your character is based on, his name was Yeoshua, which is Hebrew for Joshua, not Jesus. He had no last name, but he was know as Joshua of Nazareth, as that is where he grew up. The term Christ is the Roman-ized version of Krishna, and translates as "The anointed one." Well, that's my confession. I made the whole thing up. It was all about control of the masses. Do you think any less of me?

Answer 4

No way. The Mashiach is meant to be a guy descended from the royal line of David who will regather the tribes of Israel and re-set up the Temple, among different issues, and positioned across in a Messianic era of suitable peace for all peoples everywhere. he's meant to try this throughout one lifetime; there is none of this dying and coming returned to fulfill prophecy corporation. Maimonides in specific have self assurance the Mashiach could be a political ruler, a king, yet not anybody huge-unfold or accepts that particular way of questioning.

Answer 5

This is really sacrilegious. Do you realize this fact? Please discuss this with your priest or religious adviser. If you do not care never mind. If you are trying to be a Christian please work on it with your priest on this behavior. Tell what you have been up to on the web. Confess of it yourself.

Impersonating JC is a sin itself. The man is right get on some Atypical Anti-psychotics if you truly believe it and the atheist is correct this is offensive to them and to Christian's alike. Please get help.

You need some serious medical attention how about going to the psych er for an impatient admission if you believe this and how about going to confession and deleting your account if you are just being cruel.

Answer 6

Dude...stop playin deity, that's weak. Alot of people are going to find this offensive and other's like myslef think its sad, you've been on crack way too long and those voices in your head certainly aren't the message of God. Find some other way to feel important, how people have sinned is none of your business. Equating yourself to Jesus or God is a sin in itself. Go Confess. Bye.

Answer 7

There is nothing new under heaven and earth.All sin has been done before even claiming to be Christ.Hope God understands you are not serious about your claim I dont think I would say it

Answer 8

HOW DARE YOU?!?!? what people do is none of your concern. if they wnt to confess their sin, they can confess it to the One True God, not to some sleeze ball who claims to be the messiah. Quit trying to decieve people and worship the true God.

Answer 9

One time when I was choosing the best answer for a question I asked, I chose an answer that was just OK, even though I knew there was a better one.

I'm sorry. :(

Answer 10

.You ever you are pretending to be Jesus Christ is really quite offensive. Have you lose you mine , I love the Lord Jesus Christ he saved my life. I more ways than one. And here you are mocking him. But they mock him then why not now sir I forgive you and may the Lord God of Heaven forgive you.