What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
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The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
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2006-08-06 21:40:03 · 16 answers · asked by Happy Alf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn, look at the big brains on happy alf
2006-08-06 21:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Major Tom 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first's so-so but the second's much better. Try something like this...
The Armed Forces services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.
For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
2006-08-06 21:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 08:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the wireless is the same, it would be like clapping and the lights turn on and off.
6 points out of 10
2006-08-06 21:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by xtechmods 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 out of 100. As a i am also an engineer i like this.
2006-08-06 21:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 10
2006-08-06 21:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by greysstanes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i prefer dentists .. their profession consists of many skills as they work as physicians, pharmacisits, surgeons, design engineer, civil engineers, mechanical engineers and artists as well .. and have recently added so many IT skills to make their work prefect.
2006-08-06 23:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by ohwaw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one for a monday morning.
2006-08-06 22:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME makes the weapons
CE stores them
2006-08-06 21:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-06 21:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋