Assuming God is real (LoL), Could he make a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it?

Question

There is a right answer believe it or not. However, Im guessing none of you will get it right, with an explanation

Answer 1

Yes he can. But even if god is fictional it doesn't mean he is stupid.
aaaaaa, somethings wrong with my logic.

By the way, if u didn't got it
1.Allah
§Allah, He who has the Godhood which is the power to create the entities.
2.Ar-Rahmaan
§The Compassionate, The Beneficient, The One who has plenty of mercy for the believers and the blasphemers in this world and especially for the believers in the hereafter.
3.Ar-Raheem
§The Merciful, The One who has plenty of mercy for the believers.
4.Al-Malik
§The King, The Sovereign Lord, The One with the complete Dominion, the One Whose Dominion is clear from imperfection.
5.Al-Quddoos
§The Holy, The One who is pure from any imperfection and clear from children and adversaries.
6.As-Salaam
§The Source of Peace, The One who is free from every imperfection.
7.Al-Mu'min
§Guardian of Faith, The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are truthful in their belief that no one is God but Him.
8.Al-Muhaimin
§The Protector, The One who witnesses the saying and deeds of His creatures.
9.Al-^Azeez
§The Mighty, The Strong, The Defeater who is not defeated.
10.Al-Jabbaar
§The Compeller, The One that nothing happens in His Dominion except that which He willed.
11.Al-Mutakabbir
§The Majestic, The One who is clear from the attributes of the creatures and from resembling them.
12.Al-Khaaliq
§The Creator, The One who brings everything from non-existence to existence.
13.Al-Bari'
§The Evolver, The Maker, The Creator who has the Power to turn the entities.
14.Al-Musawwir
§The Fashioner, The One who forms His creatures in different pictures.
15.Al-Ghaffaar
§The Great Forgiver, The Forgiver, The One who forgives the sins of His slaves time and time again.
16.Al-Qahhaar
§The Subduer, The Dominant, The One who has the perfect Power and is not unable over anything.
17.Al-Wahhaab
§The Bestower, The One who is Generous in giving plenty without any return. He is everything that benefits whether Halal or Haram.
18.Al-Razzaaq
§The Sustainer, The Provider.
19.Al-Fattaah
§The Opener, The Reliever, The Judge, The One who opens for His slaves the closed worldy and religious matters.
20.Al-^Aleem
§The All-knowing, The Knowledgeable; The One nothing is absent from His knowledge.
21.Al-Qaabid
§The Constricter, The Retainer, The Withholder, The One who constricts the sustenance by His wisdomand expands and widens it with His Generosity and Mercy.
22.Al-Baasit
§The Expander, The Englarger, The One who constricts the sustenance by His wisdomand expands and widens it with His Generosity and Mercy.
23.Al-Khaafid
§The Abaser, The One who lowers whoever He willed by His Destruction and raises whoever He willed by His Endowment.
24.Ar-Raafi^
§The Exalter, The Elevator, The One who lowers whoever He willed by His Destruction and raises whoever He willed by His Endowment.
25.Al-Mu^iz
§The Honorer, He gives esteem to whoever He willed, hence there is no one to degrade Him; And He degrades whoever He willed, hence there is no one to give Him esteem.
26.Al-Muthil
§The Dishonorer, The Humiliator, He gives esteem to whoever He willed, hence there is no one to degrade Him; And He degrades whoever He willed, hence there is no one to give Him esteem.
27.As-Samee^
§The All-Hearing, The Hearer, The One who Hears all things that are heard by His Eternal Hearing without an ear, instrument or organ.
28.Al-Baseer
§The All-Seeing, The One who Sees all things that are seen by His Eternal Seeing without a pupil or any other instrument.
29.Al-Hakam
§The Judge, He is the Ruler and His judgment is His Word.
30.Al-^Adl
§The Just, The One who is entitled to do what He does.
31.Al-Lateef
§The Subtle One, The Gracious, The One who is kind to His slaves and endows upon them.
32.Al-Khabeer
§The Aware, The One who knows the truth of things.
33.Al-Haleem
§The Forebearing, The Clement, The One who delays the punishment for those who deserve it and then He might forgive them.
34.Al-^Azeem
§The Great One, The Mighty, The One deserving the attributes of Exaltment, Glory, Extolement,and Purity from all imperfection.
35.Al-Ghafoor
§The All-Forgiving, The Forgiving, The One who forgives a lot.
36.Ash-Shakoor
§The Grateful, The Appreciative, The One who gives a lot of reward for a little obedience.
37.Al-^Aliyy
§The Most High, The Sublime, The One who is clear from the attributes of the creatures.
38.Al-Kabeer
§The Most Great, The Great, The One who is greater than everything in status.
39.Al-Hafeez
§The Preserver, The Protector, The One who protects whatever and whoever He willed to protect.
40.Al-Muqeet
§The Maintainer, The Guardian, The Feeder, The Sustainer, The One who has the Power.
41.Al-Haseeb
§The Reckoner, The One who gives the satisfaction.
42.Aj-Jaleel
§The Sublime One, The Beneficent, The One who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.
43.Al-Kareem
§The Generous One, The Bountiful, The Gracious, The One who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.
44.Ar-Raqeeb
§The Watcher, The Watchful, The One that nothing is absent from Him. Hence it's meaning is related to the attribute of Knowledge.
45.Al-Mujeeb
§The Responsive, The Hearkener, The One who answers the one in need if he asks Him and rescues the yearner if he calls upon Him.
46.Al-Wasi^
§The Vast, The All-Embracing, The Knowledgeable.
47.Al-Hakeem
§The Wise, The Judge of Judges, The One who is correct in His doings.
48.Al-Wadood
§The Loving, The One who loves His believing slaves and His believing slaves love Him. His love to His slaves is His Will to be merciful to them and praise them:Hence it's meaning is related to the attributes of the Will and Kalam (His attribute with which He orders and forbids and spoke to Muhammad and Musa -peace be upon them- . It is not a sound nor a language nor a letter.).
49.Al-Majeed
§The Most Glorious One, The Glorious, The One who is with perfect Power, High Status, Compassion, Generosity and Kindness.
50.Al-Ba^ith
§The Reserrector, The Raiser (from death), The One who resurrects His slaves after death for reward and/or punishment.
51.Ash-Shaheed
§The Witness, The One who nothing is absent from Him.
52.Al-Haqq
§The Truth, The True, The One who truly exists.
53.Al-Wakeel
§The Trustee, The One who gives the satisfaction and is relied upon.
54.Al-Qawiyy
§The Most Strong, The Strong, The One with the complete Power.
55.Al-Mateen
§The Firm One, The One with extreme Power which is un-interrupted and He does not get tired.
56.Al-Waliyy
§The Protecting Friend, The Supporter.
57.Al-Hameed
§The Praiseworthy, The praised One who deserves to be praised.
58.Al-Muhsee
§The Counter, The Reckoner, The One who the count of things are known to him.
59.Al-Mubdi'
§The Originator, The One who started the human being. That is, He created him.
60.Al-Mu^eed
§The Reproducer, The One who brings back the creatures after death.
61.Al-Muhyi
§The Restorer, The Giver of Life, The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life by giving the souls back to the worn out bodies on the resurrection day and He makes the hearts alive by the light of knowledge.
62.Al-Mumeet
§The Creator of Death, The Destroyer, The One who renders the living dead.
63.Al-Hayy
§The Alive, The One attributed with a life that is unlike our life and is not that of a combination of soul, flesh or blood.
64.Al-Qayyoom
§The Self-Subsisting, The One who remains and does not end.
65.Al-Waajid
§The Perceiver, The Finder, The Rich who is never poor. Al-Wajd is Richness.
66.Al-Waahid
§The Unique, The One, The One without a partner.
67.Al-Ahad
§The One.
68.As-Samad
§The Eternal, The Independent, The Master who is relied upon in matters and reverted to in ones needs.
69.Al-Qaadir
§The Able, The Capable, The One attributed with Power.
70.Al-Muqtadir
§The Powerful, The Dominant, The One with the perfect Power that nothing is withheld from Him.
71.Al-Muqaddim
§The Expediter, The Promoter, The One who puts things in their right places. He makes ahead what He wills and delays what He wills.
72.Al-Mu'akh-khir
§The Delayer, the Retarder, The One who puts things in their right places. He makes ahead what He wills and delays what He wills.
73.Al-'Awwal
§The First, The One whose Existence is without a beginning.
74.Al-'Akhir
§The Last, The One whose Existence is without an end.
75.Az-Zaahir
§The Manifest, The One that nothing is above Him and nothing is underneath Him, hence He exists without a place. He, The Exalted, His Existence is obvious by proofs and He is clear from the delusions of attributes of bodies.
76.Al-Baatin
§The Hidden, The One that nothing is above Him and nothing is underneath Him, hence He exists without a place. He, The Exalted, His Existence is obvious by proofs and He is clear from the delusions of attributes of bodies.
77.Al-Walee
§The Governor, The One who owns things and manages them.
78.Al-Muta^ali
§The Most Exalted, The High Exalted, The One who is clear from the attributes of the creation.
79.Al-Barr
§The Source of All Goodness, The Righteous, The One who is kind to His creatures, who covered them with His sustenance and specified whoever He willed among them by His support, protection, and special mercy.
80.At-Tawwaab
§The Acceptor of Repentance, The Relenting, The One who grants repentance to whoever He willed among His creatures and accepts his repentance.
81.Al-Muntaqim
§The Avenger, The One who victoriously prevails over His enemies and punishes them for their sins. It may mean the One who destroys them.
82.Al-^Afuww
§The Pardoner, The Forgiver, The One with wide forgiveness.
83.Ar-Ra'uf
§The Compassionate, The One with extreme Mercy. The Mercy of Allah is His will to endow upon whoever He willed among His creatures.
84.Malik Al-Mulk
§The Eternal Owner of Sovereignty, The One who controls the Dominion and gives dominion to whoever He willed.
85.Thul-Jalali wal-Ikram
§The Lord of Majesty and Bounty, The One who deserves to be Exalted and not denied.
86.Al-Muqsit
§The Equitable, The One who is Just in His judgment.
87.Aj-Jaami^
§The Gatherer, The One who gathers the creatures on a day that there is no doubt about, that is the Day of Judgment.
88.Al-Ghaniyy
§The Self-Sufficient, The One who does not need the creation.
89.Al-Mughni
§The Enricher, The One who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.
90.Al-Maani^
§The Preventer, The Withholder.
91.Ad-Daarr
§The Distresser, The One who makes harm reach to whoever He willed and benefit to whoever He willed.
92.An-Nafi^
§The Propitious, The One who makes harm reach to whoever He willed and benefit to whoever He willed.
93.An-Noor
§The Light, The One who guides.
94.Al-Haadi
§The Guide, The One whom with His Guidance His belivers were guided, and with His Guidance the living beings have been guided to what is beneficial for them and protected from what is harmful to them.
95.Al-Badi^
§The Incomparable, The One who created the creation and formed it without any preceding example.
96.Al-Baaqi
§The Everlasting, The One that the state of non-existence is impossible for Him.
97.Al-Waarith
§The Supreme Inheritor, The Heir, The One whose Existence remains.
98.Ar-Rasheed
§The Guide to the Right Path, The One who guides.
99.As-Saboor
§The Patient, The One who does not quickly punish the sinners.

Beatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Believe me... God have better things to do than what you are thinking! I agree.. you lost 5 points to ask this question! Man! How bored are you?

Come on.. if you are trying to come up with an argument at least come up with a good one!

You are suggesting that God create a rock that he cannot lift, then he would no longer be powerful afterwards because there is a rock he created that is so heavy that he cannot lift.

BUT...... Why should God do so! What is a good reason for him to do so!!!

Not being able to lift a rock can suggest powerlessness. I wonder why a powerful omnipotent entity would ever feel powerless! This is illogical.

Moreover, if you give logic precedent over everything else, then anyone who believes in a powerful God is simply suggesting that this powerful omnipotent God isnt constrained by a thing! So he can do the logically impossible.

In shorts, there is no rock so heavey that God cannot lift! A powerful God who cannot lift a heavy rock out of his creation would be violating the logical logic!
You coming up with such a stupid illogical argument/question by using illogical definition of an omnipotent and powerful God doesnt proof that God doesnt exists!

God may through a heavy rock on your head anytime now!! Just watch out :P Kidding hee hee

Have a good day/night... whichever applies

Answer 3

He is real like your ignorance. God did made all the rocks that you see and even the rocks in the sky and the planet too. And why will He lift the rocks up, He will just say it and it's there, because He's so powerful.

Answer 4

No answer should be given to this question!

This question is irrational and fallacious. It undermines itself because it contains an internal inconsistency. You see, if God is omnipotent then He can certainly make the heaviest rock ever. But if He cannot lift it, then He is not omnipotent. The fallacy here is in trying to uphold and yet negate omnipotence at the same time. It's logically impossible. There's no logical or reasonable answer to be given, and neither should anyone attempt to. Rather the asker should rethink his question and ask another one without committing the same mistake.

Answer 5

If God is real, he doesn't have interactions with us because he would have answered all of our prayers by striking dead the fools who keep asking this question over and over. And, assuming he exists, he does do useless things. Witness the human appendix which serves no useful function except to get infected and kill us, and hollow bones on flightless birds which break easier (but once again, serve no useful purpose).

Now you should give me 10 points for writing an awesome answer. : )

Answer 6

God is definitely real. He has made the entire universe, don't you think that is heavy enough? No matter how great His creation may be, He creates it and if He wills it, it'll be destroyed. He can do any He wills. We cannot emcompass God's powers and His knowledge.
Don't waste your time in silly questions. This must have been asked loads of times. Maybe it was you? hmmm. :P

Answer 7

There are certain things, God cannot or will not do.
1) He will not lie.
2) He will not sin.
3) He will not be tempted.
Deu 29:29 The secret [things belong] unto the LORD our God: but those [things which are] revealed [belong] unto us and to our children for ever, that [we] may do all the words of this law.
I Corinthians 13:8a, Love never fails.

Answer 8

Questions of this kind have been recorded in logical books of the past to train the reasoning of learners.
In reality, God will test man, and no man can test Him, because man is completely ignorant, while God is Omnipotent, Omniscient and even far far greater than man to get confused by man's test!

Answer 9

As a Muslim point of view, God has control over everything.
So yes he can create a rock that no one can lift but if he wants that rock to move, he says "move" and it does.
You are trying to compare God with the worldy things my friend.

Answer 10

God IS real.
And he wouldn't make a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it because there wouldn't be any point to it, and he doesn't do anything with out a reason.

Answer 11

yes he could make a rock as large as he would like to. he wouldn't have to lift it coz of gravity....;) for those that don't get it yet....it would be a planet....


and yes god is real.

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YUSUFALI: Verily, when He intends a thing, His Command is, "be", and it is!