One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"
2006-08-06 20:34:57 · 19 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard a different version, ...
but it's good joke
try this one...
dude's wife in labor...
dials 911 in panic...
'my wife is having a baby. her contractions are 2 minutes apart, what do i do?'
'calm, down, is this her first child?'
'no!!!... this is her husband!!'
2006-08-06 22:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol...hahahahahhahahhha
2006-08-07 03:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by brookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Joke Is Good But You Are Better.
2006-08-07 03:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ronaldinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
despite the advice of friends,
the ant and the elephant got married..
after the first sex the elephant had a heart attack,
and died,
'crap' said the ant,
'5 minutes of pleasure and it'll take me the rest of my life to dig her a grave.'
2006-08-07 09:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by duhman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... there is no other way... hehe
here is a riddle:
if a miser sits on his gold, who sits on silver?
A: the lone ranger of course:)
2006-08-07 03:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard this joke with different characters. LOL.
2006-08-07 09:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what is called smokin' the peace pipe, kemosabi.
2006-08-07 03:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man's gonna die without penis .
2006-08-07 04:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it some weeks ago but very funny one
2006-08-07 04:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHaHAHahahah. . =( thats not even funny at all. Are you kidding me ?
2006-08-07 03:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by theTiMiDi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋