Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
2006-08-06 20:33:14 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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lmao
2006-08-06 20:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Micheal Jackson Have a fake face on, He is truelly black but went for whittening injection or somesort, He also has a fake nose, and his voice is just so crappy to hear.
But
Santa? who ? santa claus ?
But If your saying santa claus, then urm letmmie see. Santa brings gift to the children but not adults and that is so freakin unfair because ones you turn adult you'll see no santa's present no more. anyway moving on, he does this "HOHOHO, MERRY CHRISTMAS! HOHOHO!!", He wears all red and white coat i think, He rides on this flying raindeer ( LIKE YEa ) And he have workers ( they are ELF )
2006-08-07 03:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by theTiMiDi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between michael and God?
nothing, they are both black and white and love the little children of the world
2006-08-07 03:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear Michael Jackson had to be rushed to the hospital last night witha case of food poisoning??
Yeah apparently he ate a ten year old weiner!!
2006-08-07 05:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by daliance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spelling
2006-08-07 07:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by INTEL Inside 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whateve anyone says If this is u U r d Beautiful Gal I have Ever seen
2006-08-07 04:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ronaldinho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is fictitious and one is a living legend!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-08-07 09:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ...you asked for it...
now, during her prayers one night, a concerned mother asked God...'why is there so much violence in schools?'...
suddenly a light flashed in the window and a voice resounded...'this is God,. i would like to answer your question, but i'm not allowed in schools'
2006-08-07 07:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
where is your brain? I like Santa! Leave that PERVERT out of this!
2006-08-07 04:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cherries 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One's fiction while the other has friction in his life
2006-08-07 03:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by starry night 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
lol
lol
lmfao
...and people outgrow them at certain ages too.
they have no use for adults.
they have no legitimate biological children.
lol
2006-08-07 04:10:43 · answer #11 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋