A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
''Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.''
''Great,'' says the man. ''But what's the gun for?''
''In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.''
2006-08-06 19:52:57 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a bit corny...but lmao nonetheless!
2006-08-06 22:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good night and sweet kiss madam
2006-08-07 14:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-07 03:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Where do you come up with this stuff?
2006-08-07 16:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-07 02:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hey i love this... beautiful
2006-08-07 02:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh....very old....i posted this earlier!
2006-08-07 03:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. poor dog.
2006-08-07 03:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good one. LOL.
2006-08-07 09:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!
2006-08-07 03:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋