A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'."
2006-08-06 19:15:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, that's hilarious!
2006-08-06 19:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Here's another:
A blonde is pulled over by a police officer. The officer approaches the car and asks the blonde, "May I see your license and registration, please?"
The blonde replies, "What are those?"
The cop says, "The license is that thing that kind of looks like a credit card, but it has your picture on it, and the registration is a pink piece of paper that shows you own the vehicle."
The blonde says, "Oh, OK! I have those . . . here you go."
She hands the cop her license and registration, and the cop says that he'll be right back.
He goes to his car for a few minutes and then comes back to the blonde, unzips his pants, exposes himself, and the blonde says, "SIGH! I GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER BREATHALYZER, OFFICER?"
2006-08-07 02:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by GottaGo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sub standard Blond Joke ! Need more Masala into it to enjoy.
2006-08-07 02:30:14 · answer #3 · answered by shri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the next line...hapy birthday dear Mandy? LOL
2006-08-07 02:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by adyafterday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, that was a really good joke...Nellie, for you, the girl will be a red head !!
2006-08-07 02:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate blonde jokes...i know I'm supposed to have a sense of humor in this world, but I just hate them...sorry.
2006-08-07 02:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by nellie_3000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh LOL thats was a pretty cool joke
6 KUDOS!!!
luv ya
2006-08-07 02:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've heard this one also on here but it was still funny â¥
2006-08-07 02:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! that't over my head !
2006-08-07 02:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Abdumalik A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. nice one. some more plz
2006-08-07 02:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋