I have to drive my boss everywhere as the "assistant". The b is famous and doesn't let me put the windows down when were going from place to place and SHE FARTS NONSTOP. And these are "mega end of the world my *** in toxic" type farts. Should I kill the B, or go to Enquirer?
2006-08-06 19:10:56 · 17 answers · asked by JJohn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Stop the car, look at your boss and say, "The next time that you are going to do that, Your Royal Stanky-Pooty Booty-ness, would you please let me know so I can pull the car over, and then put your butt against the fuel tank so I can get better gas mileage in this vehicle? I'm a bit of an environmentalist."
Or, you could say, "The next time you do that, I'm taking you to the Medical Examiner's office so that we can find what the hell crawled up your butt and died!"
2006-08-06 20:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by GottaGo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Famous? Nonsense, would you put up with them smoking in your car too? Just say, excuse me, I have allergies and I need to get some fresh air in here and open the windows up for a moment.
2006-08-06 19:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by jumpingrightin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can kill her for being human. I am sure the car has some air conditioner. Use that to get some fresh air. Beside you can open your side of the window a little bit.
2006-08-06 19:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by ngina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even if killing her seems heavenly, it's not worth it. hehhehe. imagine yourself being locked up because you just can't stand your boss' fart. pretty lame.
seriously, ask her politely if you can AT LEAST put the windows down after she let out a gas. but if she won't allow it, man, go ahead and find another job. it's bad for your health!
2006-08-06 19:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A. Get another job. B. Tell her if she farts again you are going to vomit in the car.
2006-08-06 19:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by sir_john_65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you offered her some Beano? Don't kill her, as prison would totally suck, and you would get caught. Find out how much the different magazines might offer you, and then compare it to what you are payed now.
2006-08-06 19:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by militantfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time you get in the car, put on a gas mask. She'll get the hint. And if not, everyone who sees you in the car with her will get the hint.
2006-08-06 19:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by epiCure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, go by 20 air fresheners, second buy some deoderant and Axe(spray yourself so that you dont smell like him). third, much more air fresheners(you're gonna need it). dont kick his *** and fart in his car.
2006-08-06 19:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by Jac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness wow thanks a lot for this one. Tell her since its your car and your the dirver you gotta put down the windows or tell her you have the tendency to suffocate fast. lmao thanks.
Oh better yet tell her you get panic attacks or you're claustrophobic and you need to roll down the windows or else you'll hyperventilate.
2006-08-06 19:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by LilSo1287 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick your head out the window.
Don't be a smart feller.
2006-08-06 19:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋