It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When
he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and
led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with
the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had
enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast;
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed
orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words,"
he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a
dollar!" The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-08-06 19:10:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so finally u proved that HUBBIES R DUMB .... n BLONDES REALLY KNOW HOW TO TURN LUCK IN THEIR FAVOUR >>>>hihihihi;)
2006-08-08 07:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-08-06 22:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 01:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by jenniffer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old sweetpea very old that's okay you'll find a better one when you grow up! i'm only looking out for you best interest ♥
2006-08-06 19:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny man...I think that blonde's husband must think before talking....
2006-08-07 03:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh..baby...that was tooooooo 10/10..hehe..so, where were u at that time..lolz..sleepin' with ur world conquering dreamssssssss...??
2006-08-08 07:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!! lol! i love ur joke! Fabulous baby!!!
2006-08-06 19:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a nice present she gave him... and breakfast too! :)
2006-08-06 19:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this b4 but great still
2006-08-06 19:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap. I find this insulting.
2006-08-06 19:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by tomnjerry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋