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I was on the Internet and saw a recipe,that show you how to make tacos.So i decide to give it a try I had at home tomatoes,lettuce,meat,and beans i was missing the tortillas,so decide to go to my local super market to buy them,I was very exited to cook tacos for my very first time,as i am walking,i see the tortillas, and a lady next to them with 10 kids, and each of them was driving a grocery car.she started filling each car with tortillas, I dint want to be rude, so i kindly waited until she was done.she proceed to fill the cars,she filled 10 cars and left me with 0 to buy.I went to speak to the manager to see if they had more tortillas in the back of the store,and he said, speak spanish. I said i don't speak spanish,so he left. I was so mad but i dint want to be rude, so decide to go home,as i am walking out to the parking lot to get in my car,i see the same lady again,she said can you please help me put all my tortillas in the car.I was so mad, thinking how does she has the nerves to ask me this? she has 10 kids,why can't they help? plus were would she fit all these tortillas and kids in such a small car?


I dint want to be rude,and so me being so kind,i helped her.as i am putting all the tortillas in the car i see chickens in her car,i told her in a very nice way,I am sorry but it does not seem to fit,you have allot of chickens,not telling her and all the kids you have?? she said well can you take them in your car,to my house.I was about to flip,how could she have the nerves after buying all the tortillas and not letting me one?? no she wants me to take the chickens to her house?? but i am such a kindly person that decided to help her. I followed her home with all those chickens driving me nuts in the car,but finally got there.In her house they was 35 people in such a small house,i wonder?? maybe they are having a party and that's why she needs so many tortillas,and i ask her, are you celebrating something? she said no,this is my family they live here. I was in shock,how could that be??but dint want to be rude so i told her can they help me to get the chickens out of my car?and she said no,they are watching tv,you brought them here you take them out and put them in my kitchen.




I was like how could this lady say that? i did her a favor? their not even my chickens? but i had no choice but to get them out my car and put them on her kitchen,in a hurry to leave that mess of a house.She said wait,i look back and said what?and she said i had some old tortillas that you could take since you was not able to buy some,I was so mad,but i dint want to sound mean and said,ok shure.She said,they will be $40 dollars i was speechless,thinking to my self,I will just buy them and throw them away,so i went and bought them and left immediately,running out of that mess, of a house. I arrived home,to throw them away,so frustrated about everything that happen,but notice my car was fool of cockroaches..eeeee the tortillas infected my car.now i have no tortillas,a car full of cockroaches and had the worst day of my life. Why does this happen to me? I was just trying to buy tortillas at my local market??

2006-08-06 19:07:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

22 answers

YOU EAT DORITOS DONT YOU// SO YOU EAT TORTILLA TOO! REMEMBER MEXICO IS CONTROLLED BY U.S.A.

2006-08-06 19:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0 2

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2016-11-04 01:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by jenniffer 4 · 0 0

The moral of the story is , nice guys finish last, sont be such a wuss you should off just grab the tortillas , why should you give a damn, as for the manager you should of called immigration on his ***.

2006-08-07 11:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by hawkeyes 3 · 0 1

Looks like only two people liked your story: the fat girl and the woman, squatting down; what is she doing, looks like she's taking a crap in the nude. That avatar is funnier than your story. Is this like laughing at your own joke?

2006-08-07 04:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess I am not the only one who thinks you are a racist judging by your other questions, and the one I answered before, this is the last time I shall waste my time even reading your questions.

2006-08-06 21:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by A G 4 · 0 0

I get sick to my stomach watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force ever since I started reading this s*h*i*t.

Que te pudras en el infierno pinche puto mal nacido

2006-08-06 20:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by theboi 3 · 0 0

wow that soo cool.

you spent a portion of life type this nonsense to let the world know that you are pretty sad.

did you want validation or someone to tell you it was funny?
did you want a lol or a high five?

do you need attention, my attention.
that is kinda sad.

2006-08-06 19:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 0 0

Pinche culero joto. Eres un malparido cabron. Debes de tragarte mis mecos joto.

2006-08-06 19:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Erick 1 · 3 0

So they can get fat.....

The US Congress is full of cockroaches too, only those cockaroaches wear suits.

2006-08-06 19:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny thing is that all jokes contain or come from truth.

2006-08-06 19:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by de rak 4 · 0 0

Another reason to give up chocolate

2006-08-06 19:53:01 · answer #11 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 0 0

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