I'm getting sweaty last night with this curvy hottie, were about to have sex, and she grabs the back of my head and pulls my head down to her kitten box and says, "take it like a blender". WTF....I was so confused I ran the hell out of there, raving naked. Got 20 blocks before I realzied it was my pad we were at!
2006-08-06 18:52:25 · 9 answers · asked by JJohn 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Marcus, those are basic ones learned at age 5. But who the hell says "like a blender". I've heard many others, it was a first. But thanks!
2006-08-06 19:12:41 · update #1
i know, i was in the closet watching. when you left i took over. next time have some cold beer in the fridge for when i'm done. thanks.
2006-08-06 18:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL dude, you don't know what muff diver means? How about 69? One of the better pleasures of foreplay is to get right down and smell what it is your gonna be exchanging bodily fluids with. If it smells anything but sweet, beg off. I had a friend who did the blender bit even tho perfume wasn't the greatest and got so sick he missed two weeks of work. He told me he thought I was stupid for not doing the same just before he got sick, then he says after he finally came back to work that he should have listened to my advice.
2006-08-06 19:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she meant for your tongue to be the knife-part of the blender, and go round and round down there???
Blender's weird though - never heard of it.
2006-08-06 19:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by epiCure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great tv drama moment! I was believing you until you said you ran outta your own crib!!
2006-08-06 19:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by ModelBehavior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. take it like a blender did she want u to put your face in it hahahha and lick her kitty box
2006-08-06 18:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by ~*~ Stormy Weather~*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe she meant lick her down there. but crazy and wild in a sort of way. like that.
2006-08-06 19:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only the story were true.
2006-08-06 19:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by jumpingrightin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She meant what she really wanted for which you could not!
2006-08-06 18:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by mkm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-06 18:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋