A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.
By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."
2006-08-06 18:52:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was soooooo funny, the funniest ive heard all night. He tried to get her but she got him. Thats kinda messed up, naw thats all the way messed up. Wonder if she got caught. Do another one I need to laugh.
2006-08-06 19:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-04 01:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by jenniffer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant you still die even if you have airbag?
like you can get crushed XD
2006-08-06 18:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it... i think i like this joke!..lol 10+
thanks for sharing...:)
2006-08-06 19:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've heard this sorry ♥
2006-08-06 18:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny thanks for the laugh
2006-08-06 19:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋