Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Stop worrying about what will become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the next younger freaking generation!
It's never easy to overcome a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but here are some easy steps to recovery!
Difficulty Level: Hard Time Required: Years Here's How:
1) Let go of the mouse.
2) Turn off the computer.
3) Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
4) Eat something other than taco chips.
5) Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
6) Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your buddy list about it.
7) Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).
8) Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
9) If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
10) Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
11) Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.
12) Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-06 17:25:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-06 17:25:37 · update #1
^I'm with her :) and plus *sigh* I can't break those habbits, *sigh* lol ♥
2006-08-06 17:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best antidote to getting a life is to first figure out which end to light.
2006-08-07 00:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
total knowledge huh? this is one time I must say what I feel about the ego enhancing words totalknowledge.\
Man who are you kidding with that one? I like to say to you that you whould not talk to us about spending time on the net. I don't have my own website! but you do! ta da!lol just fooling with you okay?
2006-08-07 01:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a loner. avoid relationships. they only hinder your freedom. Your life is your life. it belongs to you and only you.
go ahead get in a relationship and "YOUR LIFE" will be controlled. and there goes your life.
2006-08-07 00:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mouse is wireless it goes everywhere with me! :P
2006-08-07 00:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y dont U get off the computer, huh????
2006-08-07 00:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Patty's Tat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty.........
no one wants to see that tattoo
with that long hair....
plz take that link off too
2006-08-07 00:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking or telling?
2006-08-07 00:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-07 00:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by tryna use my noodle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao->
2006-08-07 00:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋