The coach had put together the perfect team for the
New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of football ....... and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do
is call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" ,
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us. You are not my son.
"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world!"
"No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment
there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive
you for making us move to New Orleans
2006-08-06 17:09:25 · 18 answers · asked by April W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i loved it and just a note to everyone up there ^ if you can't spend a minute of your life to read a joke then don't spend a minute of your life making a comment, you didn't read it so shut up! sorry i hate it when people do that ugh lol ♥
2006-08-06 17:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
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2016-11-04 00:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Don't tell that to anyone from Louisianna. Nice one though.
(Detroit Lions would've been better)
2006-08-06 17:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Thats a doozie!
2006-08-06 17:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I liked it but not everyone will get it
2006-08-06 17:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by JustWant2B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long... skipped to the last 1/3... yep, that's about right.
2006-08-06 17:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see tumbleweeds rolling by .... howling wind .... and quiet
2006-08-06 17:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!!! LOL at all the people who dont get it!
2006-08-06 17:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Phantom04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-06 17:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by cnkbrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice.
2006-08-06 20:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋