tell me the funniest thing your kids have said or done.?

Question

Last year we drove around town to show all the kids the x-mas lights. As we were headed home my 4yr. old says, "Mom when are we going to see the lights"? I said,"We just got done seeing them, where have you been"? He said, "Sitting behind you." I thought that was pretty funny and intelligent for a 4 yr. old.

Answer 1

Well, mine is funny.....I wasn't to happy with the choice of language chosen but it was fitting for the circumstances...

Last summer my daughter, 3 at the time was playing in the front yard.. she had one of those large walmart balls and it had rolled down the hill and into the road. Well, some guy didn't try to avoid it and blew the ball to pieces. My daughter was so upset and went running to her daddy and said "Some @sshole ran my ball over."

Now, like I said, bad choice in words...very...and we did have a nice little talk about it...but it still was funny. It was one of those moments where we had to contain the giggles until we got into the other room.

Answer 2

I went in the room to check on my 3 year old son and he farted and woke up screaming scared of the noise of his own fart.It was the funniest thing i had ever seen.Once I took a glass of water and poured it on my 10 year olds son to see if he thought he wet the bed.I tapped him and said ok time to get up and left the door cracked.I could see him feeling the bed and said What? and he was trying to hide the sheets.I was watching Tv with my 13 year old and said ooh look at that flat iron Maxi glide it's 3 payments of 33dollars and my daughter said,"No ma no it's not it's 99dollars.I was like that's the same thing she was like oh yeah oops lol.

Answer 3

We were having lunch, leftovers from thanksgiving, at my sisters place, and she asked her youngest (6) what he wanted. He said 'can I have a ham sandwich?' My sister dramatically looked all over the table before replying 'Do you see any ham on this table?'
The boy thought for a couple of second, then got up, went to the fridge, and came back with a package of ham, which he placed in the middle of all the other food. Then he sat back in his chair, and said 'Now can I have a ham sandwich?'

Of course, there was the time my buddy and I were driving and had his 16 month daughter in the car seat between us (it was a pickup truck). He was driving so I was keeping her entertained with this little stuffed clown. I would say 'Where's the hand? where's the hand?' and when she'd reach out and touch the hand I'd praise her. This was going along just fine until her dad tried one, 'Where's the clown's nose? Touch the clown's noses.'
She looked at him with those big brown eyes for a couple of seconds then turned and pushed on my nose. We were laughing so hard he had to pull of the road and stop.

Answer 4

A few years ago my daughter (3 at the time) and I were in a grocery store when she asked if she'd have to sleep in the car again. I was shocked when she asked this so I told her she has never slept in the car because she has a bed at home - being a 3 year old, she became frustrated at the fact I corrected her so she started yelling ' I SLEPT IN THE CAR LAST NIGHT!!' Well, truthfully she did - on the way home from Grandma's she fell asleep.

Answer 5

I have a 2 year old and she is our first so I don't have many stories
yet but yours is pretty funny! There are so many things that make me laugh that she does but I can't seem to recall any right now.
She did however put some stickers on our dog the other day though
and usually she just sticks a few on my husband and I. I thought
that was cute and funny when I later saw the dog walk by.

Answer 6

My eldest (at the same time as he became virtually 5) and that i have been cooking contained in the kitchen mutually. I went to placed salt contained in the soup that we were making and he stated... " no mommy, you're doing all of it incorrect. i became observing Emril in the present day and he stated you are able to do it like this......" he then proceeded to throw the salt into the soup and say " BAM" i became on the floor laughing!!! yet all over again turned right into some months in the past after I delivered my son with me to artwork. I play for an orchestra so I delivered an more effective chair and he sat next to me in the time of practice consultation. We were taking section in a very loud piece and that i play the tuba, so it became basically loud all round. when we stopped taking section in he tapped on my shoulder and stated...." mom, are you able to tell Blair (the trombone participant) that he became out of song" I requested him how he figured that out and he stated " do not you comprehend mommy, i'm musical genius." i don't comprehend the position he receives it. that's the funniest element ever!!!!

Answer 7

We took our kids to King's Island a few weeks ago (it's sorta like Cedar Point - with big rollercoasters and stuff) and we went on "The Beast". It was very fast and scary and we were all screaming our heads off. When we got off and were walking back down the entrance ramp my 6 yr. old says,
"I can't believe we didn't die!"
That really cracked me up and I've been chuckling about it ever since. Why would we put our kids on something we thought was going to kill them?

Answer 8

One funny pic I'll always have tagged in my brain is my 2 year old standing on his bed w/ an ENTIRE bottle of baby powder covering both him and the whole room! He found out that if he held up the bottle and squeezed it, it would rain baby powder! It took about 3 weeks to get it all out of the carpet! It "poofed" baby powder for like 3 months! So cute!

Answer 9

I could go on forever


my son was two and we went to wally world and this rather large women was leaving the store.. he pointed and screamed MOMMY WHATS THAT?

My son was with my father in a restuarant and my father farted and devin says PA DID YOU SH IT?

My son was with my hubby and they went to Mc Donalds and they gave him a cheese burger instead of a hamburger and asked can they get anything right? He was 3

He was sleeping and woke up and peed in his fathers shoe...thought it was the toilet.

My daughter is 6 months old and he walked into the room and she just started laughing at him uncontrolably....that is the funnest think with her yet.

well no i lie.

hubby was feeding her for the first time and she made sure daddy had his fair share too.

Answer 10

My sister was at my house one day. My three year old son was looking out the window when he asked her if that was her new black car sitting outside. She replied "yes, it is". He then asked "do you have a car payment"? When he was five he walked into another sisters house, looked at her new furniture and asked "can you afford new furniture"? So I guess he's either nosey or very money conscience. I hope the latter but afraid it's the former!