Keep it clean please!
2006-08-06 16:48:32 · 13 answers · asked by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the family tree has no branches
2006-08-06 16:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by cbhorsegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be a redneck if you've ever used a bar stool as a walker
you might be a redneck if you stared at a Can of Orange Juice cause it said "Concentrate" you.
youmight be a redneck if you think fast food is hittin a deer at 65mph you......might be a redneck
email me if you want more
2006-08-07 03:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if instead of going to the grocery store, you have to run "down back" cause you are fresh out of opossom!
2006-08-06 23:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you want to be burried in your 4x4 because there isn't any whole it hasn't got out of yet!
2006-08-07 00:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by allnatuarllyrefreshing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if your mowing your grass (that one time every three years that you do it) you find a tractor, your old chevy, and your pool
2006-08-06 23:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Olive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You refer the fifth grade as your Senior year!
2006-08-06 23:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You might be a redneck if .... you see a sign that reads "Say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up"
2006-08-07 00:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father's Day is the most confusing day of the year in your hometown
2006-08-07 02:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For girls: You've been married three times and still have the same last name.
2006-08-07 00:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by Zeke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if... any of your family pictures resemble these...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/redneckhumor.html
2006-08-06 23:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by yer daddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋