A nun is having a bath and hears a knock on the door. "It's the blind man, can I come in?". The nun thinks for a moment then tells him to come in. He walks in and says "Nice ****, where shall I hang the blind?".
2006-08-06 16:19:59 · 38 answers · asked by Mclaren 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty funny
2006-08-06 16:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will have nun of this sort of humour
thank you
Mother Superior is going round the Abbey
She opens the door to the Nuns bedroom and Says ! Candles out Ladies I am turning the lights off now
Goodnight
2006-08-10 08:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would a blind guy be knocking on a nuns bathroom door? Would't he have to knock on the front door?
2006-08-06 16:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lt Dan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blinds, eh???
Is this some yuppie nun? I thought they lived on far more meagre means.
Who'll be round for a peek next? The broadband man?? The jacuzzi man?
2006-08-06 22:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by yodellingdolphinofkirkwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo......the nun let's the "blind" man come in while she is bathing b/c she THINKS he has lost his sight and cant see her naked, however, when he comes in.....he is really a BLIND-MAN (he hangs blinds for a living)......had to break that one down for myself and others!
2006-08-06 16:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blind window installer can see 'em but he's gonna get nun.
2006-08-06 16:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And whilst we're at it - What do you call a nun riding a bicycle?
A; A CYCLIST!
2006-08-10 14:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, I found it funny, I have a sense of humour.
Nice one mate, pity there's too many retards without a sense of humour on here though.
2006-08-07 03:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-06 16:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha funny haha do u do stand up try edinburgh festival
2006-08-06 16:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋