Is it me or is there something wrong with my neighbors?

Question

I was on my home making cocoa rice crispy,and suddenly i hear all this noise and i wonder, what could that be? I look out the window and notice people were moving on the house next door,I was very exited to see i was going to have new neighbors,I went to say hello to them,i see this nice young lady and her husband,I said, hi!welcome to the neighborhood.she said,hi! you are so kind to come and meet us,my name is maria,this is my husband pedro,my sister maria,and my brother pedro,and these are our wonderful kids, pedro,maria,pedro,maria,maria,maria,jose,jose,maria,jose.I wonder Hmmm..so many kids but i dint want to be rude,then she says these are our pets,2horse,5chickens,3dogs,10cats,5birds,and 17 frogs.


I said you have beautiful pets,but in my mind though were could she fit everything on this tiny house?she showed me, her and her husbands car,3 fords,2hondas,10 mercedes,and 40 brand new convertible.I thought to my self ..How can they afford all these cars with such a big family? but dint want to be rude so continue to talk to them,suddenly the door from the their moving truck opens,and 50 more people got out,I was in shock..hmmm..I started to panic,who are all those people i ask?she said oh those are my husband family,come meet them.I said,I will be back,I am preparing some cocoa rice crispy and she said,oh can you make some for us too,I left running.How could this be? so many people in a tiny house?and all those brand new cars? i am speechless. Is it me or is there something wrong with my neighbors?

Answer 1

Don't ever stop....I now look for you on the site...

TRUTH is stranger than FICTION!

And sometimes, laughter offers a moment of relief from the everyday worries we have about illegals!

AND, you really are funny!

Answer 2

They do like to make the Most of there space. I've heard and SEEN instances were 4, 5, even 6 families live in one house. And it goes pretty much like you said. This is My Husband, My Husbands Family His Brothers Family there cousins ect. Your story was a real LOL but, actually some parts are true.

Answer 3

Well, your neighbors live a different kind of communal lifestyle than most communities. The question will really be in the future, are there too many people living in a small house, keeping livestock illegally, or such. These may be zoning laws of the community and the govrnment should take care of it if they are wrongly occupying their premises. If not, enjoy your new neighbors, they sound like friendly people.

Answer 4

LMAO...why can't they think of another name for Mexican women BESIDES Maria? This is no lie. I was at the DMV Friday and there were about 8 Mexican women in there. Every single one, except one, was named Maria. There were 2 sisters from the same family and even they were Maria too!

Answer 5

HAHAHAHAHA I have heard of this. You see what they do is they all live together and buy a house. Then they all put their money together to buy cars and whatever. They all save and buy the next family a house when they all have cars and everything they want. They continue to do this until everyone in their family has their own house. PATHETIC I know. Or even more pathetic, they could all be living off of welfare.

Answer 6

Either you have a very good imagination, or your neighborhood is being invaded with illegal immigrants.
There are housing laws that allow only so many people to live in a single house dwelling.
If the first is true...............HA HA !!!! Very funny !!!
If it is the latter, you need to call the INS or housing authority.
There is NO WAY that many people can live under one roof.
And, by the way, she introduced you to TWO husbands???
Not to mention 55 cars???? Would that not take up every parking spot on the street?
Hmmmmmmmm..........................................

Answer 7

I BELIEVE YOU OR YOU ARE VERY CONVINCING. HOWEVER, I KNOW FOR A FACT, WHEN PEOPLE COME FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY, THEY WILL PACK THEM ALL IN ONE HOUSE TO SAVE MONEY. THEY ALL WORK JOB AFTER JOB SO THEY CAN EVENTUALLY MOVE OUT ON THEIR OWN. THE CHICKEN? BE WARNED, THE USE THE CUPBOARD IN THE HOUSE AND MAKE COOPS FOR THEM SO THEY CAN HAVE FRESH EGGS EVERY DAY. THESE PEOPLE CHERISH THEIR ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND WHO RENTED TO PEOPLE LIKE THEM AND THAT'S WHAT THEY DID, COOPS IN THE KITCHEN. THE DOORS WERE REPLACE WITH CHICKEN WIRE. DON
T BE SURPRISED IF THEY BRING IN COWS NEXT. FREE MILK YOU KNOW. I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. THIS MAY HAPPEN. IT'S JUST THEIR WAY OF LIFE GOD BLESS YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

Answer 8

you mustn't could desire to alter your strolling direction in basic terms because of fact the neighbor's canines is going loopy each and every time you bypass. you have each and every precise to stroll alongside regardless of highway your like. Your husband, regardless of if, could be much less confrontational and would possibly not desire to start fights with a neighbor, with a view to him, changing your direction is the least puzzling answer. in case you rather do not desire to alter your strolling direction and decide for a walk related to the same time each and every night, tell your neighbor to plot forward so his canines isn't in the window at that factor. maybe there's a happy compromise.

Answer 9

Was that a commercial for Kellogg's? All that "cocoa rice crispy" talk
make Caboozia get munchies.

Badda Bing Badda Boom

Answer 10

Yes, I can see your milkshake has turned into coca crispy. Hopefully your neighbors will thin down in number once the 2007 tax year is complete. April 15th.

Answer 11

Your neighbors are fine. If you perceive a problem, look inward instead.


And lose the Krispies. Nothing but empty sugar calories. They'll rot your teeth while cable news rots your brain.